Another innocuous and bland post carefully worded so as to

[Tuesday Afternoon]

offend no one. Brought to you on the coat tails of a sincere and heartfelt apology. impressive.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. not

at all :puke:

[Kutjara]

2. How dare you imply that you have to soft-peddle...

...your opinions lest I be offended? That's so patronizing!

I'm offended.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. as well you should be and trust me

this person offends me as well.

[Kutjara]

4. I always try to maintain a base-level of offendedness...

...at all times, so that I can ramp-up to full dudgeon quickly when the occasion warrants. That way, I avoid the risk of not being offended until it is too late to have any effect.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. ~

:rofl:

This person is white bread bland. Needs to run for office. Knows how to play office politics so well.

[liberaltrucker]

5. Hey TA!!!!!

You'd offend us by NOT spilling your guts.

:hi:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. Dude,

If I spilled my guts, I would get pizza 'ed. Good to see you tonight. :hi:

[liberaltrucker]

10. Understood, fully

:hi:

[Robeson]

7. I love milquetoast late at night....

...:D

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. Well, you are getting a double dose of tonight.

:D