Can anyone translate this for me?

[trof]

"On the ball plate of my ass wit a cup of hot peppermint tea."
The entire exchange is here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2450499

[Bunny]

1. I just don't know, hon.

I'm as cornfused as you are. :shrug:

[TrogL]

2. Your ass acts as a shock absorber for your balls.

http://patents.ic.gc.ca/cipo/cpd/en/patent/1117878/summary.html

This clutch design features a light weight construction in which most of the drive components are constructed of formed sheet metal, and in which a shock absorber is provider by a molded elastomeric ring located in the space between the ball plate element and formed cup-shaped driven member enclosing the ball plate element. The shock absorbing material located between radial faces of the cup-shaped element and the ball plate acts to slow the development of the axial force generated by the torque boosting balls, while yielding to act as a torsional shock absorber.

[OneGrassRoot]

3. I have no idea why, but this thread is already one of the funniest...

things I've ever read!!!!

:spray: :rofl: