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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 03:19 PM
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The Google news headlines in poetic form.
For your convenience.

12/11/07.

Some people in a church were shot
The CIA wrecked tapes, got caught.

A Russian dude wants to get elected.
Waterboarding folks mean we’re protected.

Ice storms kicked the Midwests’ ass.
Box office weak, after Gold Compass .

Crude oil rose, up to ninety bucks a barrel.
Huckabee is gaining- sucks his father wasn’t sterile.

Gore got a peace prize, there are climate talks in Bali
People spendin’ all their money on a Wii and wilted holly.

Bush thinks Iran wants to make us dead.
Cancer’s caused by meat that’s red.

Some pregnant lawyer said she was abducted,
Turned out she was lying, now she’s prob’ly pretty fuck-ted.

Evolution is moving quicker.
Zeppelin played- ‘ain’t that a kicker?

Romney’s ads make him sound like a jerk,
Controversy over statin drugs, produced by Merck.

Boring sports stuff, random crap,
I read the news, now I'm off to take a nap.


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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 03:22 PM
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1. That's absolutely, positively...
Edited on Tue Dec-11-07 03:23 PM by ALiberalSailor
...fuckin' brilliant Lara! :thumbsup:
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