DU Blonde Joke Of The Day

[Parche]

Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Homer says,"You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Homer replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Homer took the money.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. I don't get it....

How could he jump twice? :P :hi:

[NV Whino]

3. Are you blond?

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. I would be if...

I removed all the grays and then colored the black.

[NV Whino]

6. LOL

:rofl:

[Arkansas Granny]

2. I just received this one from a friend. Re: football.

Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend
to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their
team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What
do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like...Hellooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!=============

[KitchenWitch]

5. ROFL

[kwassa]

7. Did you hear what the blonde said when I blew in her ear?

"Thanks for the refill!"