That's A Moray, aka The Three Cheesy Tenors

[NewWaveChick1981]

:eyes: :rofl: So....I went to the school holiday party last night. It was held at the country club (not my style, but I needed to go since I'm new), and the food was mediocre. The alcohol flowed freely (I had just one glass of wine since I had to work today), and faculty and staff were getting extremely drunk. It was loud and hot in the room, and when the Three Cheesy Tenors (my term for them) started their "comedy" act, it was just too much. I'm not an opera fan, but when these particular guys started their opera routine (if you can call it that), it stabbed my brain. The way they sang "That's Amore" sounded more like they were singing love songs to eels. :rofl: x( Thankfully, the routine only lasted about ten minutes, 'cause I was getting ready to leave if it went further than that. However.....the drunk folks started dancing to the band there, and they all started doing the Electric Slide. :puke: When I saw that, I thought of the immortal words of Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack: "Dance of the Living Dead!" :spray: :rofl: I left at 9 PM, but the party was still going strong. There are tons of empty parking spaces this morning, so I know many of the partiers called in "sick" this morning. :P

Remind me not to do that again.

[FloridaJudy]

1. Whennnnnn... the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie

That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand
And that's not what you planned...
That's a moray.

When a Japanese knight
Brings a sword to a fight
That's Samurai

When our habits are strange,
And our customs deranged,
That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw,
And the bales total four,
That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife,
Becomes stabbed with a knife,
That's a Moor, eh?

When your sheep go to graze,
In a damp marshy place,
That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine,
And you tie up her line,
That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests,
Like you did all the rest,
That's some more "A"s!


Carry on.

[Drum]

2. Molto bene!!

:D

My friend here calls you Eel Trovatore ("the troubadour")

[blindpig]

3. as a public service...

when you're diving at night, and your feet feel the bite,
that's a moray
when your hand's in the cave, suddenly you'll need saved,
that's a moray
when you blubber and scream, but you have a bad dream
that's amore
when he hits all your fingers, with teeth that are stingers,
a moray...

that's a moray that's a moray

little fella

when he bites on your thumb, takes a chunk of your bum,
that's a moray
when you reach in his cave, he's all bravo and brave
he's a moray

and it's not how it feels, and you know you have eels,
that's a moray....
scuzza me, but you see, let them be, or you'll see
lotsa morays.......

[Drum]

4. LOL!

:rofl: Thanks!