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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-09-07 11:58 PM
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Poll question: Which is better: To serve in Heaven, or to reign in Hell?
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 12:03 AM
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1. That depends on the true nature of god, the devil
and what they're fighting for. :shrug:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 12:03 AM
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2. Consider how many will wish to reign in hell. You won't have time for fifteen minutes of fame
and it'll make the Emperor of the Lounge battles seem like a pillow fight.

Brrr.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 12:11 AM
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3. Hell. If the fundies are right, I don't wanna be anywhere near their smug asses after the Rapture.
:scared:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 12:14 AM
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4. What's the joke?
God is showing a new arrival around Heaven. Glorious buildings, landscapes, etc. The new person spots a building off the path, and asks why it has no doors or windows. "That's where the Christians are. They think they're the only ones here."
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 12:15 AM
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5. Serve in heaven
The customers will always perfect, and always with exact change.

And they'll tip generously.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 07:02 AM
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7. "It's a COOKBOOK!!!!" n/t
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 12:16 AM
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6. You do not get to reign in Hell. You serve there.
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