Sex Panther - Sixty percent of the time it works everytime

[judaspriestess]

This is one of the gifts I got my honey, lol

[judaspriestess]

1. here is the other one

[MrCoffee]

2. smells like a used diaper full of Indian food

[judaspriestess]

3. I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

[MrCoffee]

4. i'm gonna straight up murder your ass

[DS1]

5. also a sexist euhpemism for a sexual encounter

:thumbsup:

[MrCoffee]

6. The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show

and see if she likes the goods

[judaspriestess]

7. Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

[MrCoffee]

8. This is getting to be ri-god-damn-diculous.

[AngryAmish]

9. It smells like Bigfoot's dick!

[Fire Walk With Me]

13. Do not reveal the secret ingredient.

[Strawman]

10. Smells like the inside of a wooden leg

[judaspriestess]

11. Sweet Lincoln's mullet.

[flvegan]

12. I stabbed someone with a trident!

[MrCoffee]

14. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by.

Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder

[flvegan]

22. Go fuck yourself, San Diego

[MrCoffee]

24. Don't you know I'd never say fuck. Fuck.

[judaspriestess]

15. You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

[MrCoffee]

18. Great Odin's raven!

[flvegan]

19. What? You pooped in the refrigerator?

[MrCoffee]

20. You know I don't speak Spanish

[flvegan]

23. And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that?

[MrCoffee]

25. Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee.

Is this Wilt Chamberlain? Have the decency to say something!

[flvegan]

27. Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.

[Initech]

16. It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!

[redqueen]

17. This thread is making me feel confused and old.

:cry:

[XemaSab]

21. Me too.

:shrug:

[redqueen]

26. I'm guessing it's an "Anchorman" quotefest.

:shrug:

[judaspriestess]

30. its looking that way

I was just showing everyone the High-larious tshirt I was getting my SO for xmas. :)

[redqueen]

31. Yeah... I thought I recognized where "Sex Panther" was from...

don't recognize most of the other quotes, though.

Except that "storming your castle on my steed"... :rofl:

That one I remember, too.

Cool gifts. :hi:

[judaspriestess]

28. Take me to Pleasure Town.

[MrCoffee]

29. I'm storming your castle on my steed, m'lady.

[Initech]

32. I saw that! Brick killed a guy!

[judaspriestess]

33. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a

whales' vagina

[judaspriestess]

34. Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during

the Civil War era

[MrCoffee]

35. Little Ham 'n Eggs comin' at ya, hold on people hope ya got your griddles...

[judaspriestess]

36. What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex...

You know see what happens

[flying rabbit]

37. Como estas...bitches!

[judaspriestess]

38. I thought it was come estas...........Pinches

that is too funny

[flying rabbit]

39. Shit!

Now I have to watch it again.