I cut my nose shaving

[underpants]

and I had a tremendous amount of cheese last night. Costanza was wrong, cheese does not equal freedom.


that is all.

[baldguy]

1. A lot of hair grows on (or in) your nose, hm?

[underpants]

3. If Morgan Freeman shows up and tells me to build an arc

I am OUTA HERE!!


Just a slip of the hand. :spank:

[matcom]

2. you are in your second puberty

watch and learn

http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/

:rofl:

[underpants]

4. Funny

real damned funny

[Swede]

5. I sliced open my cheek just beside my nose,while shaving on Tuesday.

Damn did a lot of blood come out of a little cut.

[Flatline]

6. It's the little ones that get ya.....n/t

[Omphaloskepsis]

7. I always thought you were female.

Maybe you are.. Fuckin' Internet.

[matcom]

8. she is

but she is a HAIRY female

:rofl:

[underpants]

9. (looks down)

Nnnnope

[Bravo Zulu]

10. Get a styptic pencil

A Styptic Pencil - Stops the bleeding.
A styptic pencil will save your ass if you have to leave the house and you just cut yourself shaving. This sucker will stop the bleeding from razor nicks and cuts quickly. A styptic pencial can be a lifesaver if you have to put on a dress shirt or turtle-neck right after you shave.

There are two small prices to pay. First, it costs a couple of bucks which is no big deal. Second, it stings.

Active ingredient - Aluminum Sulfate