Stop Alien Abductions

[Fleshdancer]

http://www.stopabductions.com/

:crazy: :tinfoilhat: :rofl:


How The Thought Screen Helmet Works

The thought screen helmet blocks telepathic communication between aliens and humans. An abductee who took voltage readings from a second helmet while wearing another one demonstrates that this communication is a form of electromagnetic energy.

Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them using their telepathy. When aliens can't communicate or control humans, they do not take them.


A Record of Success

The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans. Only two failures from standard thought screen helmets have been reported since 1998. A third failure in 2005 was from a cloth helmet with a smaller square area of Velostat and a Velcro strap which was easily removed by an alien hybrid.

[DarkTirade]

1. That's just silly.

The only way to fend off alien mind rays is to learn to control your brainwaves properly. No human technology can work, and even natural brain-wave blocking materials don't usually work because people just make a hat or a helmet, and there's still an opening in the bottom and front where the brainwaves can get in.

[lost-in-nj]

3. Do you think

beer will do this????
so I don't have to worry????????????
yanno block it all??


:shrug: :shrug:

:hug: :hug:

lost

[DarkTirade]

4. No, but if you're drunk...

you might not find the probe as uncomfortable as you normally would.

[Fleshdancer]

5. that's true

I heard that alcohol lowers your alien probe inhibitions. ;)

[DarkTirade]

I wouldn't know...

:blush:

Honest!

[DarkTirade]

8. Hmm... it probably doesn't help my argument that my avatar

is that of a guy wiggling his butt in the air with smoke coming out of it...

For the record: that's a videogame character from the early 90s. And his butt is on fire because he was just shot out of a cannon. :P

[leeroysphitz]

2. god I luv the internets

Unless we were lucky enough to have a crazy uncle we could only imagine having access to this sort of entertainment back in the eighties...

[Orrex]

6. Now I know what to get Kucinich for Christmas

:evilgrin:

[havocmom]

7. We need to make bigger hats

Cows are in danger, I tells ya!

http://www.cowabduction.com/

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. =I= think that these are aliens, selling us thought-control helmets.

Tricky, but not tricky enough :rofl:

[DarkTirade]

10. That is entirely possible.

Well they're not gonna probe me again.

Not without at least buying me dinner first.

[madeline_con]

11. So, a pureblood alien can't work velcro?

:wtf: Somebody LIED to me!