Nice post, Hitler!

[IntravenousDemilo]

Just a pre-emptive strike against people who post in this thread.

[MonkeyFunk]

1. Maybe it's

time we forgive and forget Hitler.

[billyskank]

2. Yeah, enough of the hate for Hitler already.

[taterguy]

3. Right back at ya Viorst

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. I thought we'd signed a mutual non-aggression pact.

Nice post, Stalin.

[Blue-Jay]

5. They call me "Mussolini".

[Bucky]

6. I wonder sometimes if we need to be more sensitive to the needs of large corporations

There lot in life, while physically comfortable, can't be without some degree of stress and worry. Perhaps a nice tax cut would give them solace and, mayhap, create a few more jobs in our woe-begotten economy.

[CGowen]

7. I don't know

http://www.thirdreichruins.com/bgaden.htm

[unpossibles]

10. dang it!

I totally thought I came up with that joke.



Thanks!

[CGowen]

12. The Germans invade Poland and they just take Polish stamps and put a swastika on it,

absolutely no creativity there.

[terrya]

8. But....

we're going to see "Sweeney Todd" in a couple of weeks! :cry:

[Zuiderelle]

9. Pretty much figured you wouldn't like parts of the post. But I give you an "A" for effort.

I've been a writer for about 60 years. I still have a copy of my first book, "Mein Kampf." It's in block print. I must have been about 36 years old.

First sentence:

"WHEN my mother died, Fate, at least in one respect, had made its decisions."

What kinds of writing do you do?

:rofl:

[Cabcere]

19. Oh yeah? Well, check out the cover of MY first book:

;) :P :rofl: :hi:

[redqueen]

11. Well played, IntravenousDemilo... well played.

*slow clap*

[Bunny]

13. Hitler is *so* declasse.

[Richardo]

14. They mispelled 'Paul'

:eyes:

[Cabcere]

21. ...

:spray: Well done. :D :hi:

[gmoney]

15. "Hitler Lives"

http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=12355

"Hitler Lives"
(Music: Dave McEnery, Lyrics: Bill Crouch - 1947)

We hear lots of talk today
Up and down life's broad highway
About whether Hitler died in old Berlin.
Here's one thing I'm telling you
You can bet your life it's true
If we forget our boys then Hitler lives again.

(Chorus)
Hitler lives... if we hurt our fellow man.
Hitler lives... if we forget.
Those who fought were heroes, died
that our flag might float on high.
If we forget, Hitler lives, Hitler lives.

I see buddies here and there
Mighty lonesome in despair
Got no home and got no job and got no friends.
If their trouble you ignore
If you turn them from your door
Then you can tell the world that Hitler lives again.

(Chorus)

Is your memory so numb
You've forgotten '41
When the world was all aflame from shore to shore?
You can count on this my friend
You let Hitler live again
If you should ever turn a hero from your door.

(Chorus)

[madinmaryland]

16. Nice post, Rove!

[madinmaryland]

17. I'll take Intravenous for $2000 Alex...

:hi:

[GirlinContempt]

18. Ok Felfe

[underpants]

20. Yeah what you said there Will Pitt

that is so funny I can't stand it
:bounce:

[PVnRT]

22. Screw you, Nebuchadnezzar

:donut: