Hey Kitchenwitch. This will beat every 'weird' Craigslist entry you'll ever find -SFW

[DS1]

and I've got nothing that I can possibly add to this.

JO = Jack Off.

[LibraLiz1973]

1. It really took me a minute to figure out what JO was.

That is some funny ass post!!

[SallyMander]

2. .

:wtf:


I must be an innocent... i don't even know what JO is...


On edit: oohhhhh, ok i think i figured it out.

[Tyler Durden]

4. "J" is for "Jack"

[unpossibles]

40. oh!

I thought it was for "jerk"!!


that changes everything. ;)

[Whoa_Nelly]

5. Then, you don't need to have that information in your life

;)

And to the OP:
:rofl: Weirdsville!

[MrCoffee]

3. in before the screaming WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!?!?!?!

[LeftyMom]

6. OMFG.

That's waaaaaay worse than the free sex toy listing I posted a few days ago.

[AlCzervik]

7. that guy really put a lot of thought in to that ad.

[flvegan]

8. Dare I even ask how you found this?

Wait...nevermind.

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Fond memories of those nights around the campfire, eh?

Someone (preferably with a Ph.D.) should tell Wanker Boy he's not 12 anymore.

[MonkeyFunk]

10. At least he's not into any gay stuff

that'd be weird.

[underpants]

15. or tailpipes

Funny story that one

[supernova]

11. Tornadoes are sex-ay!

:crazy:

But,he's really straight!

Yeah, whatever.

[redqueen]

12. No gay stuff, though!

:rofl:

Oh, and IBTL. :7

[sasquatch]

13. Him and Tom Cruise desperatly need to come out of the closet

[PVnRT]

14. O.....K.....

29 y/o male, married, looking for a nice woman who can provide his trouser snake with a warm, humid, tight-fitting home.

Quick! Get in before this post locks the thread!

[sazemisery]

18. IBTL. n/t

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. "Man with discrete funnel fantasy seeks same."

There! How hard was that? Doesn't even need pics ;)

[Gen. Jack D. Ripper]

17. What...the fuck

Wowzers

[lost-in-nj]

19. huh????

it takes all kinds.....


:rofl:



at least he's honest....


lost

[Lance_Boyle]

20. If the world has room for furries, the world has room for

not-gay twisterwankers.

[GCP]

29. OMG NOT-GAY TWISTER-WANKERS

You win :rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

68. I just blew iced tea all over my keyboard.

:spray: :rofl: :applause:

[SOteric]

21. Out of sheer curiousity, my love...

Why exactly were you reading this in the first place?

[DS1]

22. because, I've turned Southern Baptist and I'm moving to Texas

[SOteric]

26. Ooo! Kewel! Let's all scurry down to Hell and watch them fire up the Zambonis!

[skygazer]

23. Nice of him to clean up his room before taking the boudoir pic

Or is that listed among "gay stuff?" :rofl:

[Generic Brad]

54. I think his room was messy by design

It has that "just tornadoed" look to it.

[DS1]

57. ahahaa

:thumbsup:

[crispini]

24. WTF?

Bwahahahahhahahaha

[graywarrior]

25. The tornado is so phallic it's hawt.

But unfortunately, I'm not man enough.

[SKKY]

27. WTF is that?

Fucking hell.

[SacredCow]

28. "No gay stuff"....

Yeah, he's no friend of Dorothy... :eyes:

[Ellen Forradalom]

51. "Friend of Dorothy" hahaha!

You're right, it does give a whole new meaning to that expression!

[Maestro]

30. Beyond wierd!

Oh but I am sure glad he isn't gay or whatever. :sarcasm:

[GreenPartyVoter]

31. WHY did I click on this thread?????!!!

:rofl:

[GCP]

32. What's the betting he's a puke?

[BarenakedLady]

33. I've given up

trying to form a response to this.

:crazy:

[unpossibles]

34. the speed of the internet is amazing!

I have to say, I saw this on a different, unrelated board yesterday and laughed, and here it is! I predict sometime in about 6-12 months, my dad will send that to me.

I love that he wants to mutually jerk off straight guys - NO GAY STUFF! Ah... must be a Republican with that kind of disconnect.

[Bucky]

35. Proud Houstonian here.

Looks like I have found my write in candidate for mayor next year.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

76. What, you don't like Bill White ??

And all the other right wing robots we've had for mayor???

:crazy: :wtf:

"Congress is America's only distinctly native criminal class." -- Mark Twain

[matcom]

36. "Climax into the Vortex"?

why doesn't he just get a hold of Larry Craig?

:shrug:

[mwdem]

37. How, exactly, did you come across this?

:spank:

[DS1]

38. into the wind?

:shrug:

[Lance_Boyle]

41. www.intothewind.com

I find your website fascinating and would like to subscribe to your stormtracker.

[Bunny]

39. I'm so sick of the rookies and amateurs on Craigslist.

Who *hasn't* jacked off in the middle of a tornado? :eyes:

[BlueIris]

42. Woah. And also—why?

[RetroLounge]

43. I have no reply to this

But I have to get in on this thread...

:rofl:

RL

[DS1]

44. welcome to the vortex

:pals:

[KitchenWitch]

45. Oy vey!

I am amused!

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

46. Good Lord...it HAD to be Texas.

:stunned:

[KitchenWitch]

47. I guess it give a whole new meaning to the words "Money Shot"

:P

[SPKrazy]

48. ROFL

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hi:

[no name no slogan]

49. This is so fucked up, I just have to kick it

:rofl:

[gmoney]

50. "P.S. No weirdos!!"

"P.P.S. Vote Fred 08!!"

[Ellen Forradalom]

52. "P.P.S. That means YOU Sen. Craig!"

[gmoney]

62. I sure hope this was nominated for "Best of Craigslist"

Bump and Recommend

[Blue-Jay]

53. Asshole.

You make fun of my ad, but you never replied.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

55. Mods must be passed out drunk tonight --- IBTL

Other than that, tornados are sort of cool.

Until they hit your neighborhood.

Then they suck.

Er, can we say "suck" here?

:rofl:

[MilesColtrane]

56. Why else would they call it a FUNnel cloud? n/t

[KitchenWitch]

59. ...

:spank:

[Fire Walk With Me]

65. I was drinking a glass of milk while browsing the new responses to this thread.

You very nearly made me spray the screen but I managed to choke down the laugh... :applause:

[Kat45]

58. Wow, this thread's still here after five days!

:rofl:

[harmonicon]

60. no gay stuff

This guy rules. This is the sort of gem that makes reading through loads of craigslist "casual encounters" (not that I would ever be so bored as to do that..... hey, look over there!) worthwhile.

[Reverend_Smitty]

61. OMG this has got to be one of the funniest threads I've ever come across!

and strangest too...gotta love the internets!

[bridgit]

63. Please provide your license, registration, proof of insurance, & search criteria...

[Nailzberg]

64. They say there's someone for everyone in this world.

But I think this guy might be the exception.

[TreasonousBastard]

66. No gay stuff, but possible handjob exchange...

as long as it's not a gay handjob.

[gmoney]

67. Bump for twistwankers

it's just too funny... I especially like the inclusion of the movie still. Will they fight over who gets to be Bill Paxton and who has to be Helen Hunt?

[mikeytherat]

69. Paging Dr. Freud! Paging Dr. Freud!

"My ultimate fantasy is to be tied with leather straps to a bunch of pipes whilst 'yanking it' into the vortex of a tornado."

Dr. Freud: "I got nothin'."

mikey_the_rat

[billyskank]

70. What a way to go out.

Flying through the air butt naked masturbating in a tornado.

[mikeytherat]

71. I have to give him this: that IS original.

Probably more than one person in the history of the world has gone out like that (masturbating when a tornado hit), but to plan it and do it on purpose?

mikey_the_rat

[DS1]

73. Hey, while I'm hiding in this bathtub alone...

*rip goes the roof*

[mike_c]

72. we are not worthy....

GAWD I wish we could get this onto the greatest page!

[LNM]

74. Kick, cause this is way too funny.

[Dr. Strange]

75. "Obviously this is impossible and dangerous to attempt...

so I would be Ok with just JO looking at a tornado"

Whew! Good save! He almost came off looking like a weirdo!