"Being gay is a sin. It's bad for the country. It's bad for the President. It's bad for the troops!"

[underpants]

''Last name: Crane. First name: Denny. Not guilty. Over and out.''




http://tvcomedies.about.com/library/quotes/bl_denny_crane_quotes.htm


''Of course we believe you. We even believe the part about the car being stolen. We believe it all, Ronald. That's why you pay us.''

''My father, God rest his soul, told me the best sex he ever had was with one-legged women. Something about positional play. I don't know. I've always wondered. So there I was driving down the street, and I saw her. A woman with long, flowing hair...an incredible, magnificent limp. So I pulled the car over. I said, 'Excuse me, madam. Do you have a wooden leg?' And she said, 'Why? Do you have one at the moment?' I smiled and I said, 'As a matter of fact...' And she said, 'I'm expensive.' So I told her I'd buy her a trip to Belize, first class. She pulled out her badge and arrested me. Both her legs were real.''

''When you go out with a young girl like Sara, you have only one thing to offer, money. She can find younger, better looking guys, better lovers, guys with more interests in common. What you have is power. I actually begin my dates by putting cash right on the table.''

''Bored? How can I be bored? I'm Denny Crane. Even the sound of my name fascinates. More, Sydney. More about me.''

''She said she wanted to fulfill every single one of my fantasies. I made a list. Had to type it myself. My assistant threatened to quit.''


''I'm the one that's lost, Alan...Empty, I should say. All my life I wanted the Red Sox to win the World Series. It was like a quest, you know? Something burning inside. And now the bastards have done it. And I feel like, I don't know, like my pilot light went out...What do we do now?...Must be awful rooting for the Yankees.''

''Don't waste your time trying to get in my head. There's nothing there.''

''As God-like as I seem to you and other people, there's a mortal inside this God-like shell.''
''Here's a tip my friend. Never, ever talk about anything to do with the environment. Makes you boring. Second, it's political. You gotta figure half the people are against you.''

''Well I have nothing against marriage. I've done it five times. But here's the thing about wives, they don't let you play with your friends.''


''I'd just like to say that most of us begin life suckling on a breast. If we're lucky we end life suckling on a breast. So anybody who's against breasts is against life itself. Denny Crane.''

''Just a simple, 'Thank you, oh kind and benevolent leader' will suffice.''

[redqueen]

1. !

''She said she wanted to fulfill every single one of my fantasies. I made a list. Had to type it myself. My assistant threatened to quit.''

:rofl:

[underpants]

6. LOL

I can just see him saying that

I LOVE IT!!!!

[underpants]

10. ''You would agree, Mr. Mayor, that by and large, vegetarians are communists?'

[redqueen]

12. Hahahaha

I've never seen that show... but his one-liners are almost worth a look. :)

[graywarrior]

2. That was the best line on the show.

[underpants]

4. I hadn't watched it a while

I was cracking up throughout the whole thing


"Alan don't try to save the world. Just GET ME OFF!"

"No one BELIEVES Ann coulter"

"Of all the times I beat the rap...." :rofl:


FATWA!!!!

[graywarrior]

5. I wish I coulda been in the room when David Kelly and his staff were writing

those lines. It was one after another of great stuff.

[Parche]

3. Denny Grade

I liked him better when he was fighting the Gorn....:rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

7. I do not normally watch that show, but I think after watching last night

I may have to add it to the things I watch.

That was awesome.

[underpants]

11. 'Big star. I blow solar flares out of my ass.''

[havocmom]

8. bookmarked

cuz everyday, we need a giggle

[PeaceNikki]

9. Denny is a true American

:patriot:

God, I *HATED* Shatner before that show. Now... I think I'd marry him.