I just saw George Bush's penis. Ask me anything.

[Bucky]

NOW!!

[Tektonik]

1. Is it the pic of him laying on his side with his head propped up by his hand?

[Bucky]

4. you're thinking of this

Not actually President Bush (either one). But should be.

[Tektonik]

13. No actually I meant this:

http://img360.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1196706369450be7.

there add a jpg to the end of that link and have fun with the fake pic

and sorry I described the pic incorrectly :(

[Tektonik]

16. Can't believe no one clicked on my link above

[MrScorpio]

2. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Bucky]

3. No one can swallow it. It's pretzel shaped.

You'd pass out trying.

[AnneD]

14. African...

or European? There's a difference you know.

[JohnnyLib2]

5. Still looking for the WMD, eh?

(somebody had to say it)

[Bucky]

6. Oh, it's destructive alright. Just not *mass* destructive

Frankly, if he had more mass, he'd probably do less destruction.

[Cabcere]

11. "Frankly, if he had more mass, he'd probably do less destruction."

:thumbsup:

[KamaAina]

7. How long have you had such uncanny eyesight?

Even someone with 20/20 vision would need magnification to see the miniature sea horse. Did you have your vision overcorrected surgically, like Eldrick Tiger Woods?

[Bucky]

8. He penis is not small.

It's normal sized, but a little too salty.

[KamaAina]

9. Salty, eh? Must be the pretzels...

:evilgrin:

[rug]

10. Who hasn't?

[MilesColtrane]

12. Did you see the giblets?

and........IBTL!

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

15. Did you have to use a centrifuge

To distinguish it from his nose?

[struggle4progress]

17. Isn't there a recent German study showing that now you'll die five years early?

[TroubleMan]

18. I told you to quit hanging out with Jeff Gannon

Republican penises just seem to pop out when he's around.

[BreweryYardRat]

19. Will you be using an ice-pick or a spoon for your now-necessary partial lobotomy?

[krispos42]

20. Jeff Gannon, is that you?

:-)