Woohoo!!! That lil meeting in Annapolis added a point to the Rapture Index

[LynneSin]

http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

But damnit, those oil execs had to screw things up with letting oil get below $90/barrel

[sasquatch]

1. How are you doing?

:hi:

[LynneSin]

2. I have the Bubonic Plague and I've hacked up most of my lungs

On a better note - UDel defeated #1 Northern Iowa to advance to the semifinals in the Division I-A NCAA football championship!

[sasquatch]

3. Perhaps they'll play William & Mary for the right to steal Midlo's boxed wine

:D

[LynneSin]

4. No - this week it's Southern Illinois University

:woohoo:

[Deep13]

5. If I go see the Golden Compass, will that push it up? n/t

[yellowcanine]

6. You Satanists out there aren't pulling your weight. Get with the program.

According to the site:


03 Satanism:
The lack of activity has downgraded this category.




Come on Satanists! You can do it!

[yellowcanine]

7. On the other hand, the "False Christs" are doing their part. in Florida.

01 False Christs
A gentleman in Florida has made news by claiming to
be Christ.



Way to go Florida man!

[yellowdogintexas]

8. needs more yoga classes nt

[LynneSin]

11. Perhaps more states need to step up to the plate

Shouldn't each state have their own official "false christ"?

[yellowcanine]

12. A false Christ doing yoga while fornicating with a red heifer would send it up ten points.

[yellowcanine]

9. And thanks to "Soulman" Putin, the Russkies (Gog) are doing their part.

23 Gog:
Putin is threatening to target Europe with missiles.

[yellowcanine]

10. self delete - accidental double post - A spasm from Satan seized my finger.

[madinmaryland]

13. The Saint Clinton said DU would be raptured next week.

http://www.saintclinton.com/

...


:hi:

[deepthought42]

14. Tee hee... I love my hometown...

:evilgrin: Wish I could've been there! Guess I'll just have to corrupt some people down here in Southern VA. ;)