Police: 300-Pound Hooker Robs Reluctant Customer

[ohiosmith]

Last Update: 12:26 pm

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Will Greenlee - Scripps Howard News Service

FORT PIERCE, Fla. -- A 300-pound prostitute robbed a man of $100 before pedaling away on a blue bicycle, according to a police report.

The case of the hefty hooker happened about 1:10 a.m. Monday as the 32-year-old man rode his bicycle when the assailant came up to him.

"The female approached asking (the alleged victim) did he want a date, which meant she wanted him to pay for some sex," the report states.

The man told investigators he felt sorry for the woman and pulled $10 from his wallet to give to her. That's when she allegedly pushed him off his bicycle and wrestled him down. She snatched his wallet, stole $100 and then pedaled off.

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[Swede]

1. Same old story.

A 300-pound prostitute robs a guy and rides away on a blue bike.

[Deja Q]

3. I bet more than the bike was blue...

:hide:

[Richard Steele]

7. Man, if I had a nickel for every time that's happened to me! nm

[ohiosmith]

9. :

:rofl:

[FloridaJudy]

2. Don't you just hate it when that happens? eom

[KamaAina]

4. Get on your bikes and ride!

Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round!

[Cabcere]

5. WIN.

:spray: :rofl: :applause: :thumbsup:

[xchrom]

6. i love this story. nt

[trof]

8. I found the bike here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7185796

[Mojambo]

10. This guy can't chase down a 300 pound hooker on a bicycle?

Time to hit the gym.

[redqueen]

11. ...

:rofl:

[ohiosmith]

12. Pants around his ankles?

:shrug:

[Ikonoklast]

14. Would he reeeeeally want to? n/t

[Lautremont]

13. I believe this happened to the character "Munroe" on Too Close For Comfort,

except the hooker raped him first. I'm not making that up. It was a "Very Special Episode," as if that's a common societal problem.

[CreekDog]

15. I don't think he was a customer, hello? Did Joe Klein write this?

He got mugged. It could have been worse...you know

[Dukkha]

16. "The case of the hefty hooker "

sounds like a Spider-Man villain.

[originalpckelly]

17. Police are still looking for the bike.

:P