Can you keep a secret? Christina Aguilera is pregnant!
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Thu Nov-29-07 04:20 PM
Can you keep a secret? Christina Aguilera is pregnant!
Shh! She's trying to keep it on the DL.
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Thu Nov-29-07 04:22 PMOriginal message
1. she should have had someone sign an
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Thu Nov-29-07 04:23 PMOriginal message
2. Nah, the part she's trying to keep on the down-low
is that she's a Bad, Slutty Mother for posing nekkid 'n' preggers on a magazine cover.
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Thu Nov-29-07 04:26 PMReply #2
3. If God had wanted pregnant women to pose naked for some magazine cover, he would have...
wait, where the hell was I going with this?
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Thu Nov-29-07 04:28 PMReply #3
4. To the 19th century, sounds like
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Sat Dec-01-07 09:59 AMReply #4
1. They didn't have magazines in the 19th century.
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Thu Nov-29-07 04:32 PMReply #3
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Thu Nov-29-07 04:43 PMReply #6
:spank: :spank:
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Thu Nov-29-07 04:59 PMReply #9
10. I count the days (12) when
I don't have to ad lib, just quote gratuitously :thumbsup:
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Thu Nov-29-07 05:02 PMReply #10
I'm experiencing withdrawal symptoms!
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Thu Nov-29-07 05:05 PMReply #11
12. PPPffftt Okay, I'll be sending you the dry cleaning bill for my keyboard!
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Thu Nov-29-07 08:41 PMReply #12
14. Just send me the keyboard.
I'll clean it up real good!
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Thu Nov-29-07 04:29 PMOriginal message
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Thu Nov-29-07 04:33 PMOriginal message
7. Well, then you make my point for me that she has bad discernment. Further,
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Thu Nov-29-07 04:37 PMOriginal message
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Thu Nov-29-07 05:06 PMOriginal message
13. hopefully her man can keep her in line a little better than K-Fed with Britney. nt.
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Thu Nov-29-07 08:43 PMOriginal message
15. She should keep it up high for 9 months. Preemies have troubles later on in life.
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Sat Dec-01-07 10:21 AMOriginal message
17. they do know how that happens now
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Sat Dec-01-07 10:37 AMReply #17
19. Wow, there's enough room in there to smuggle as 12 pound turkey...
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Sat Dec-01-07 10:36 AMOriginal message
18. Say what you wan't about Christina, but...
...I'd hit it. Preggers and all. If I were single of course.
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Sat Dec-01-07 10:54 AMReply #18
20. A sailor would hit a snake if they got the chance
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Sat Dec-01-07 01:47 PMReply #20
21. True, but still. I'm just saying that Christina isn't as bad as some...
...might think. She's certainly much better than Brittney. Although, I'd probably hit that too. Again, if I were single.
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