Any DUer who disses the South or Southerners will be sentenced

[raccoon]

to a diet of grits and water for three days. Grits with NO salt, NO butter, NO anything.

For the second offense? I don't think there will be any.

(Not that Loungers do that anyway, but in GD you see it.)

[supernova]

1. Second offense, we feed 'em to the racoons.

;-)

[supernova]

13. Dupe

[DS1]

2. Thank you for admitting that grits are shit

:hi:

[raccoon]

5. Well, without any salt, butter, gravy, etc., they aren't appealing. nt

[WolverineDG]

9. More for me!

:9

:hi:

dg

[supernova]

15. Ah, but I bet you admit to eating polenta

Italian grits. ;-)

[DS1]

16. never heard of them

:shrug:

[supernova]

17. Oh please!

Don't tell me SO never made a polenta dish.


edit: Possible, but it strains credulity. :crazy:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polenta

[Freedom Knight]

3. What are "grits" exactly? n/t

[raccoon]

6. "Grits is a type of corn porridge and a food common in the Southern United States consisting of

coarsely ground corn."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grits

[SacredCow]

11. Think Cream of Wheat, except made with corn....

they're pretty similar, though being from the southland myself I much prefer grits. With butter only, please, along with scrambled eggs and bacon! :9

[southpaw]

14. Hillbilly pollenta

Cuz we southerners just love to carbo-load.

Diabetic coma-inducing southern breakfasts have been known include grits, biscuits, white gravy AND pancakes with syrup all on the same plate.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Do we have to go barefoot, move our washing machines to the porch and cars to the yard, too?

[raccoon]

7. Ha! That might be an offense. nt

[WolverineDG]

8. No salt or butter?

Doesn't that fall under "Cruel & unusual punishment?" ;)

I loves my grits.

dg

[bridgit]

10. sure, and i will submit when 'the south' rids this nation of southern pugz & Zell Miller robots...

by pushing them from within a most public ceremony into a slow, black bayou full of gators :thumbsup:

[Lady Freedom]

12. Euuuuuu!!!

Nasty!!

[redqueen]

18. And they have to listen to country music the whole time.

BAD country music. (And yes there is good country music so don't even start.)