Drugged Britney, "really upset" that she couldn't try on underwear in sex store, steals wig instead

[Amerigo Vespucci]

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3195



Us magazine has a story that should be completely unbelievable but then you remember who it's about and you end up believing every word of it. The short version is, a drugged-up looking Britney tried on underwear in the middle of a sex store and then stole a wig. The longer version is:

Shortly before 1 a.m. on November 18, Britney Spears entered the X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood.
Spears loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees "told her they don't allow people to try on underwear," a source at the scene says. "She was really upset."
Adds the source: "She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes."
At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boy shorts in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on.
An eyewitness tells Us, "The employees kept saying 'Don't change out here!' She's just like, 'Well, I couldn't take them in the fitting room!' It was like dealing with a child."
Spears' tantrum only continued. "The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card," the source tells Us. As payback, "on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!"

It's amazing what a fuckup this chick is. She's like a damn cyborg - she can't be stopped, she can't be bargained with, she can't be reasoned with. And don't try laser beams, our earth weapons only make her stronger.

[flvegan]

1. All this, on my birthday no less.

I honestly feel bad for her.

[underpants]

2. Why?

Why would she go in public to do this sort of thing I would suspect that she could have someone bring these things to her?


Why does she continue to give the paparazzi parasites photo ops?

[Deja Q]

4. It's a living.

:shrug:
:(

[Writer]

3. Now why can't we see this type of rampant story generating on Jennifer Lopez?