OMFG! OMFG! Britney Spears to adopt Chinese twins! OMFG! O...M...FG!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Britney Spears to adopt Chinese twins

http://notw.typepad.com/showbiz/2007/11/britney-spears.html



By Rav Singh

POP shambles BRITNEY SPEARS is adopting Chinese twins, I can exclusively reveal.

The desperate singer has told friends she's in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the move very soon. This latest twist in the Britney saga comes after the recent news that hubby KEVIN FEDERLINE has been given full custody of the children Sean Preston, two, and one-year-old Jayden James. My snapper caught Britney, who still has access to the kids, enjoying a precious moment with her boys at her home in LA on Friday.



Friends feel that Britney has decided to adopt the two six-year-old tots from China in a frantic bid to fill the void left by losing her sons to K-Fed. Britney's bad week got even worse when she was banned from driving with the kids in the car after she ran a red light in Hollywood. And in another worrying move for the former Pop Princess, I can reveal she is splashing out £25,000 on her OWN funeral. Apparently, Brit has forked out the cash because she fears her spiralling lifestyle may lead to an early grave. The grim revelation has friends and family worried that Brit is growing increasingly depressed and that her unhealthy lifestyle is taking its toll.

But pals are baffled at the double whammy surprise. A source close to Britney told me: "It doesn't seem that Britney has thought this through completely. Adoption and a funeral? The two don't exactly go hand-in-hand. "Paying for a funeral is a sensible thing to do—but not when you're only 25! "It's a case of too much, too soon with Britney. "Not a week goes by without something strange happening to her now. She's doing herself no favours." If Brit does go through with the adoption, she'll join the club of celeb mums who have done the same, including MADONNA and ANGELINA JOLIE.

[LeftyMom]

1. Nobody's going to let her buy some chinese kids.

Nobody in their right mind would let her adopt a cat.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. But it's an exclusive from Britain's hottest showbiz reporter, Rav Singh...

...people laughed at Nostradamus, you know?

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

3. I'm betting the home visit would go something like this:

Social Worker: So where are your sons?

Brit: At their Dad's?

SW: Visiting?

Brit: They live with him.

SW: Why?

Brit: I couldn't pass a drug test if it was open note.

SW: Thank you for your time. Don't call us. We'll call you.

[ashling]

7. Do they come with lead poisoning?

:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

4. I am going to take this with a very large grain of salt.

Because surely somebody who has just been denied custody of their OWN children is hardly likely to be allowed to adopt somebody else's?

[UTUSN]

5. What makes this unbelievable is the lead content. n/t

[Deja Q]

6. She can't even take the time to raise the ones she sprouted from her own innards.

There's no way anybody, even Ronald McLawyer, would side with her on this travesty of an issue, proposed by a travesty of a person.

[BarenakedLady]

8. Wha???

:crazy:

[philosophie_en_rose]

9. Whatever.

Considering China's adoption restrictions, there is no way in hell Britney Spears would be approved.

[baby_mouse]

10. But will they match the rest of her accessories?

Total Fashion NONO, Brit. Chinese is OUT OUT OUT. Thailand's where the mojo is these days...

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. All that money she has, and she still manages to dress like walking human garbage.