Bad joke thread

[Boojatta]

A woman discovers that her husband has a predilection for necrophilia. To express her extreme disapproval, she commits suicide.

[Dr. Strange]

1. Santa just crossed you off his list...

Do you know the world's shortest math joke?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. why is 6 afraid of 7

just a guess

[nadine_mn]

3. because 7

"eight" (ate) nine

[Dr. Strange]

4. Nope:

"Let ε be less than zero."

It's funny, but only if you're a total math geek.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. haha...that is shorter

I didn't know I had to be a total math geek to play...what is my parting gift?

[Dr. Strange]

6. A non-Euclidean compass...

It allows you to trisect angles with total disregard of modern algebra!

Have fun!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

7. just what I needed, thanks

:crazy:

[FloridaJudy]

9. There are 10 kinds of people

Those of us who know binary and those who don't.

[Dr. Strange]

8. What's the difference between a duck?

It has one leg both the same as the other.

[FloridaJudy]

10. What's the difference between sex and salad?

You don't know?















































Great! Dinner's at my place!
:hide:

[Dr. Strange]

11. zomg

:spray:
:patriot: