What torture loving sonofabitch created pants with buttons instead of zippers?

[Drunken Irishman]

[CGowen]

1. Levi Strauss? I don't know n/t

[MonkeyFunk]

2. well

the zipper wasn't invented until 1913, and I'm pretty sure people wore pants long before then.

[FloridaJudy]

3. Somebody who had an unfortunate zipper-related accident

Ala "There's Something About Mary".

There's a quick and painless way to free one from a zipper mishap, though. It destroys the zipper, but better that than....never mind. "We've got a bleeder here!"

[pintobean]

4. It could be worse.

See what drunken sailors have to deal with?

[NMDemDist2]

5. those are easy

a sharp tug at the top corners and they pop loose

:evilgrin:

[pintobean]

6. True

after you get use to them. But, then you have to button them back up.
Crackerjacks are dandy, but a zipper is quicker.

[NMDemDist2]

7. heh

I have plenty of time to button up

sometimes not so much the other way

:hide:

[pintobean]

8. lol

good point!