Nude man accused of causing I-95 crashes

[Fire Walk With Me]

http://news.yahoo.com/i/757;_ylt=AgwhuEm9tT2dImfptYx6L9EGw_IE

"BRANDYWINE HUNDRED, Del. - Delaware State Police have arrested a Chester, Pennsylvania, man who they said was running naked and drunk on Interstate-95 and caused three accidents."

(that's all there is at the link, BTW)





I miss matcom news...

[lost-in-nj]

1. hmmm Delaware......Lynnesin

wonder if it was a friend of hers.....


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

lost

[CC]

2. More is here ...

http://www.delawareonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071120/NEWS/71120034&GID=dDuGuJxjjbHXgWOu3orZEXrU5hbiamkmDCzei8vfZAY%3D

[lightningandsnow]

3. The man was drunk in a town called BRANDYWINE Hundred?

:rofl:

[Chovexani]

11. Damn hobbits

[Shakespeare]

4. Okay, who let matcom out of Massachusetts?

Lynnesin, I think he's heading for your place. Better lock your doors. :scared:

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

5. Sometimes the naked truth can be dangerous. nt.

[MissMillie]

6. he was streaking to avoid paying the tolls

:hi: LynneSinn

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

7. Aw now c'mon -- how was he supposed to carry the coins?...

...wait don't answer that.

[DS1]

10. ass pennies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0hLR3EdDe4

[Fire Walk With Me]

12. Oh man, thanks for that link. That's one of the funniest UCB bits ever!!

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

13. Pretty funny -- wish he'd had a little song to sing about it though...

...I'm wearing surgical gloves to handle money from now on.

[DS1]

8. If only there was some sort of system to slow cars down at incremental points on the road

:shrug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. Is there any situation where the occurance of a drunk, nude man

will cause other than hilarity?

Barring tragic outcome, that is.

[1gobluedem]

14. They just arrested his twin on I-94 in Michigan

Guy walking naked through freeway traffic in Ann Arbor. Or is it the same guy?

Is it some national initiation rite or something?

[Fire Walk With Me]

15. A government transmission was intercepted, containing only the cryptic phrase "It's starting."

[Tektonik]

16. Who could afford clothes with those damned tolls

:P

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. Lynnesin...What did you DO to that guy?

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. Runnin' nekkid down the state highway

Runnin' nekkid in the middle of the day
Runnin' nekkid like a tom cat's behind
Runnin' nekkid but the cat don't seem to mind

Give me your heart
I'll give you mine first
Give me your time
I'll give you my trust

Buck nekkid now
Like when I was born
When will we find out
Why does it take so long
Buck nekkid now
Buck nekkid now
Buck nekkid now
In the eyes of the lord

Runnin' nekkid like the day when I was born
They’re all nekkid in the land where I come from
I'm a long way from the great high plains now
We're all nekkid if you turn us inside out

Buck nekkid now
We ain't got no clothes
Bare-assed for sure
In the eyes of god

Nekkid in my heart
Nekkid in my soul
Well, how does it feel
Does anybody know
Buck nekkid now
Buck nekkid now
Buck nekkid now
In the eyes of the lord

Well, we're nekkid inside
You're nekkid too
Well, there's nothing to fear
And there's nothing we can do

Well, we're buck nekkid now
Buck nekkid now
Well, we're buck nekkid now
In the eyes of the lord



Crappy video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBKHcGfW5ig

[Fire Walk With Me]

19. One kick for the nude man!

[KamaAina]

20. A nude man is accused of causing I-95?

And he crashed? I knew there had to be some suitably irrational explanation for the Eastern Seaboard's premier traffic nightmare... :P

This has been today's edition of "Dumb Headlines"!

edit: crashed

[Inchworm]

21. Wasn't me

Too far north.

:hi: