I just got a 15-pound turkey for FREE!

[Oeditpus Rex]

Save Mart (i.e. The Grocery Store Formerly Known as Albertson's) is givin' 'em away with purchases of $100 or more. :D



Now — what tricks can I teach it?

[bigwillq]

1. YAY!

That's cool! Enjoy it! :hi:

[DarkTirade]

2. I'd say start with the basics.

Play Dead is a good one. Then Roll Over. It helps if you have a rotisserie oven for the second one though.

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Those are the same tricks Rastus knew

He doesn't do 'em much anymore, though. Just hangs around in his house.

[radfringe]

6. I think it already knows SIT! STAY!

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Oooh, oooh, oooh!

Teach it to do the Chicken Dance! :bounce:

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Oooo, yeah!

Or maybe I could make a marionette out of it, like Bugs Bunny did. :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. You could

Even if that's slightly disturbing... :P


What about the Funky Chicken? It can get down with its bad self! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9gO59ooAA8

[grasswire]

8. have you ever seen Joey and the turkey?

On friends?

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Nuh-uh

I watched the first season of "Friends" before I realized I wasn't '90s-hip enough for it.

[grasswire]

12. Joey wore a whole nude turkey over his head like a disguise.

I guess you had to be there.

[Generic Brad]

9. Set it free and let it fly

Or thaw. Whichever is most appropriate.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. I'm envisioning Mork with the egg

"Fly! Be free!"

:splat:





As god is my witness...