Scotch tape smells weird. Also, I licked some and it turned sticky

[LaraMN]

on the side that was not already sticky.

I don't want to do my homework.

:cry:

[SPKrazy]

1. maybe you have

glue spit?

:shrug:


:wtf:

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

4. Maybe.

Maybe I was abducted by 3M and experimented on and then my memory was scrubbed.

[SPKrazy]

5. prolly so

3M is a subsidiary of Halliburton... who we all know is owned by aliens :P

[flvegan]

2. What else have you licked that turned sticky?

:popcorn:

[LaraMN]

7. I don't know, but it seems as though it could be a marketable skill.

:bounce:

[Deja Q]

10. I thought that sort of thing was still illegal

As if. Either way, sign me up. :7

:hide:

[DS1]

8. my chestnuts

[LaraMN]

13. You left them out too long. They're all shriveled and creepy.

:scared:

[SeattleGirl]

3. I see JackMN has been teaching you new tricks.

:P

[LaraMN]

9. I'm calling him "Hasselhoff". He won't keep his shirt on.

:crazy:

[trof]

6. Time for bed.

'Night.

[LaraMN]

11. I have to write a paper. I'm trying to focus.

Licking tape seemed like a good start.

[trof]

16. Coffee?

[LaraMN]

18. I'm on pot #2 and I'm eating caffeine mints.

I do believe I have maxed-out on the potential effectiveness of that substance.

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. You're SO freaking adorable

:loveya:

[LaraMN]

14. Is that code for "stop inhaling deeply when using paint thinner"?

It clears my sinuses!

[SallyMander]

15. LOL!

I totally know that feeling...

What's your homework for?

[LaraMN]

17. I have to write a paper and develop a presentation for my

"rhetorical criticism of conspiracy theory" class.
I'm analyzing a text asserting that Bush is the antichrist.
As much as I love the subject, I'm so brain-dead it's unreal...

[SallyMander]

19. Wow! What's you major?

(Or are you in a grad program?)

That sounds like a really neat topic! What's the text you're analyzing?

But i hear you -- i'm working on my dissertation. While i think it is super interesting, it's just impossible to concentrate all the time! (Hence all my procrastinating on DU... hehe)

[LaraMN]

20. Communication.

It's just a text from some random whacko on the internet.

I spent half the afternoon helping a friend revamp her resume. Apparently that was sufficient to drain my mental faculties, because all the thoughts I have now are extremely stupid and not insightful. At one point, I typed the word "other" instead of "author" and didn't notice after initially re-reading what I had written.

x(

[SallyMander]

21. Well i'm sure your friend appreciated the help!

Good luck with the writing... i am supposed to be doing a written response for a seminar tomorrow. Instead MrMander and i are about to go out for dinner. Whoops. :D

[LaraMN]

22. She did, which made it worth the effort.

She's a good friend.

Have a yummy dinner!