Janet Jackson's Boob is a Weapon of Mass Destruction!

[Philosophy]

Here is the latest freeper conspiracy theory I just heard on the radio during my commute home from work:

1. Janet Jackson's exposed breast is the kind of thing that, quote, "is destroying our country".
2. Janet is the sister of Michael Jackson.
3. Michael associates with the Nation of Islam.
4. Therefore the whole incident must have been a coordinated attack on our nation by Islamic terrorists.

The guy was totally serious, and the host of the show didn't disagree with him (and it wasn't even a right wing talk show, it was sports).

I almost drove off the road I was laughing so hard picturing Colin Powell showing off a schematic of nipple jewelry during his presentation to the UN.

[Wonk]

1. Mass distraction, more like it. nt

[MercutioATC]

2. And the nipple shield was in the form of a sun!

We must all bury our heads in the sand! Immediately!

[Hammie]

3. Pics?

[MercutioATC]

4. Here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=1078894&mesg_id=1078986&page=

[Hammie]

6. Darn

It was much better in my imagination!

;-)

[KamaAina]

5. You forgot: Delhomme's 85-yd. pass was to *Muhammad*

which proves that the Panthers were, in fact, in possession of weapons of Mass. destruction

(groooooaaaaan)