Who Has Been To A Proctologist

[Parche]

:shrug: :shrug: :hi:

[Deja Q]

1. Shove it

you don't need to know my medical history.

:rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

2. ....

Now I bet you thought I would post something snarky.....

nah
I think you have me on ignore anyway
nero....

:(



lost

[Parche]

3. I said BUTT LIGHT Hirohito

I WIN AGAIN

:rofl:

:hi:


found

[Bucky]

4. His name was Emeril, and he said BAM! at the worst possible moment.

Strangely enough, I was flattered.

[liberaltrucker]

5. A colonoscopy is a pain in the ass

Literally. They give some good drugs beforehand, though.

:)

[Lil Missy]

7. Tell it brother! It's like sticking an elephants snout up yer .... nevermind.

Damn good thing they put you to sleep for it. My entire back hurt for several days.

[Lil Missy]

6. I tried once, but he was up to his elbows in work.

:hide:

[ironflange]

8. I've always wondered. . .

Whatever makes someone decide to be a proctologist, anyway? :shrug:

[Generic Brad]

9. I don't need to ever see a proctologist

So many people have told me I have my head up my ass that it must be true. I suppose I could always take a quick look see and make sure my colon is ok.