Ugh... my brother made me talk to his ex-wife

[MonkeyFunk]

We were dropping off my nephew... about an hour late. She came down and my bro yells out "Hey! Wanna say Hi to Monkeyfunk?!" (I'll never forgive my parents).

I hated her when they began dating. When he told me they were getting married, I choked on my bile and said "congrat (puke) ulations. I was his Best Man.

Well, she stole his sperm, spent all his money, and then cheated on him with a fourth-rate comedian whose name you know because of ONE good gig he got.

Anyway... I had to talk to the bitch the other day. I hadn't seen her in 10 years and hoped not to see her until my niece got married (which'll be in another year or two, the way she's going). But I digest...

God, if there's anybody on Earth I detest, it's that woman. I punched my brother in the arm really hard afterward. I guess he was just trying to share the pain.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear MonkeyFunk!

Ugh, what a lovely gesture on his part! :puke:

Does he ever share some good times with you?

He should!

:hug:

[MonkeyFunk]

5. Peggy...

oh, we're best friends and share lots of good times.

In retrospect, I should've just stared straight ahead and ignored her. But I was civil... I shook her hand and made small talk. But shes a horrible, horrible woman.

[IndianaJones]

2. Carlos Mencia? nt

[MonkeyFunk]

4. She should be so lucky

[redqueen]

11. Oh man...

worse than him?

:scared:

[ruiner4u]

3. Ant from last comic standing?

[OzarkDem]

6. Unknown comic?

[Ellen Forradalom]

7. Carrot Top?

[petronius]

9. I'm thinking Dane Cook, but I doubt MF is going to tell us...

:(

[susanna]

8. You're WAY funnier than ...

the fourth-rate comedian your ex-SIL went with.

Sorry, MonkeyFunk, truly. I know the drill. I have a BIL I want to disavow in totality. He's nuts, and I think I am being kind with that assessment. Alas, my husband loves him still. Which I dooooo understand; my siblings are nothing to write home about, but they're my blood. Whatever that means, really.

Anyway, your account was pretty humorous, yet got your point across admirably. Well done. :-)

[MonkeyFunk]

10. Aw, thanks

We always referred to her as "Pat's first wife", even when they were newlyweds.