W00t! She thinks I'm HAWT!

[Oeditpus Rex]

In my MySpace inbox today:


Hey stud!

I refuse to believe you're still a single guy! I really liked your profile page and I want you to tell me more! FYI, I'm using my friend's account right now because I'm not sure I want to advertise myself on this site right now. Please respond to this Email address if you are interested kate_kemp_b@yahoo.

I'm in shape and very good-looking. I like doing all sorts of activities but especially love going shopping, going to the movies and going to coffee shops. I used to go out for karaoke and to pubs often, but haven't had time in a while. I'm easy-going and open-minded. Tell me a little secret and I won't judge. I'd like to find a nice, cool guy to date. Let's start slow and see where things go. Btw, I'm looking for local men only. That applies to you, right? I'm just visiting, so I'm can't tell.

See you soon!


:rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

1. I don't know

it looks like she is to much fun to be with!!!!

shopping! Movies! and the coffee shop.....


I would be exhausted....

but hey she has good taste in men, I'm sure!!!!


:hi:

lost

[graywarrior]

2. Easy going and open minded. Code words.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. For what?

:shrug:

[graywarrior]

12. OMG, I thought you were hip and onto the game of "love"

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. I *am* hip and onto the game of 'love'

Extortion... not so much.

[graywarrior]

20. Hey, I only get emails asking me to deposit $25,000 into their account

because they are "very honest person" like myself.

[nomorenomore08]

14. Low standards? Just taking a stab in the dark here.

nt

[graywarrior]

15. That would be my estimation, but I'm from Lynn

[Javaman]

3. You know that is spam, right? nt

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. The hell you say!

I tellya, it just sucks to have been born yesterday! :banghead:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. Does "tell me a secret" mean telling her your credit card number? n/t

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. That's awesome! Today I just heard that a Nigerian dignitary wants my help!

He wants to deposit a large sum of money in my bank account. For that he needs only my bank account number!

I'm gonna be rich! Woo-hoo!!!!

[billyskank]

7. Dude

You're in there.

[MrCoffee]

8. that whore! she said the same thing to me!

:cry:

[Call Me Wesley]

9. "So I'm can't tell?"

Looks like the prefect match for ya, Ödi. Go for it! Don't miss yer chance! Play some nice tunes on da guitar, stud ...



And keep yer credit cards handy for the shopping, and a bucket (for after the pubs and the drunk karaoke). I hope she has short hair.

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Apparently you didn't notice this:

"...especially love going shopping, going to the movies and going to coffee shops.


She's a GOer! Eh? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, grin, grin, say no more!

:D

[Call Me Wesley]

18. Is she interested in photography?

Holiday snaps, eh?

[Writer]

13. Wow, man. It looks like you hit the jackpot.

You're one lucky guy...




































... until you wind up in her freezer. :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Ooooooo!

I've never done it there!

:bounce:

[Writer]

24. Hrmm... I'm not sure if it would be a pleasurable experience, m'dear.

But by all means, be adventurous!

[rug]

19. She came from Nigeria to visit Kate Kemp

[ThomCat]

21. LOL!

MySpace spam is almost always entertaining. :)

[BarenakedLady]

22. Hey stud!

That was me incognito. Don't be hating playah.

;)

[GOPisEvil]

23. If she says she likes baseball, marry her!

:rofl: