Futurama Favorite Quotes Thread

[Yavin4]

Professor: "Chapek IX was colonized centuries ago by a murderous crew of radical robot separatists."

Bender: "Oh, so just cause a robot wants to kill humans, that makes him a radical."

[philosophie_en_rose]

1. If we can hit this bullseye, all the dominos will fall like a house of cards...checkmate!

:patriot:

[JTG of the PRB]

2. A couple of my favorites:

Leela: So... You mean he might still exist somewhere?

Professor: Of course he still exists - As a frozen corpse in outer space! (Chuckling) Oh, I made myself sad...

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Professor: All this inspiring multi-culturalism is angrying up my blood! Sweden? I don't think so!

[Richard Steele]

3. "Most videotapes were destroyed in 2443, during the second coming of Jesus".

Al Gore: "I'm a tenth-level Vice President."

[JTG of the PRB]

4. Gore: I have ridden the mighty Moon Worm!

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

5. i heart zoidberg

They're all like "Stop spraying me with ink Zoidberg!" "Put on pants Zoidberg!" "Don't touch our fancy box Zoidberg"!

:rofl:

[JTG of the PRB]

7. Look, everybody! It's Zoidberg, the Lovable Tramp!

:rofl:

[Initech]

6. ME WANT SNU SNU!!!

Fry: The mind is willing, but the body is weak and spongy.

Another good one:

Greeting card: Come, Comrade Bender, we must take to the streets!
Bender: Uh.... is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets?
Greeting Card: No, the kind with looting, and maybe starting a few fires!
Bender: YES!!! IN YOUR FACE, GHANDI!!!!!

[Swede]

8. People of Earth- Oh, that hippie's starting to kick in.

[Lex]

10. LOL!

That's my favorite one too! :thumbsup:

[otherlander]

9. Fry: "Why would Nixon stay at the Watergate hotel?"

Lila: "They give you a discount if you've been here before."



Robot Nixon: "Remember what the dooormoooouse said........ FEED YOUR HEAAAAAAD! FEED YOUR HEAAAAD! I'm meeting you halfway, you smelly hippies!"

[Norwood]

11. Morbo had some classic ones

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!