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Bennyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-10-07 12:05 PM
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New Weapon alert! The VOMIT FLASHLIGHT!
From Buzzflash:

"Don't vomit flashlight me bro"

http://newssophisticate.blogspot.com/2007/11/californians-beware-led-incapacitators.html
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-10-07 12:08 PM
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1. And once they start using that, and everyone with a seisure disorder
starts having seisures at the drop of a hat, they'll insist that this thing is totally harmless and couldn't possibly be responsible.

Just like tasers are perfectly harmless too. x(
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-10-07 12:08 PM
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2. "don't vomit flashlight me bro" has got to be worth a DUzy
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-10-07 12:15 PM
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3. Sick
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Bennyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-10-07 12:44 PM
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4. Also great for those with eating disorders!
No more sticking your finger down your throat! Just grab the flashlight, turn it on, and voila! Instant weight loss!
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