It's time for...Freeper Categories on Jeopardy!

[mcscajun]

Inspired by a thread on a DUer's appearance on Jeopardy this week...Add your own; this is a game everyone can play! Two DUers have started us off with the following:

SoCalDem: "Alex, I'll take Port-a-potty Etiquette for a thousand."

samplegirl: "I'll take Science for a Thousand...Alex...What does only God know?"
That's the question to every answer...

[rug]

1. Lapel pins for $5.

[SeattleGirl]

2. I'll take "Ass Nine" for $100, Alex.

:P

[MethuenProgressive]

97. I'll take "The ways Saddam attacked us on 9/11" for a dollar two ninty eight, Alvin.

"What is he did it mobile WMD labs?"

[KamaAina]

3. HUGH!!11!11!!1 Morans for 800, please.

Alex: It's a Video Daily Double!

[mcscajun]

5. Ding! Ding! Ding!

Here's where the scores can really change. :D

[Beerboy]

47. OMFG! CALL CONGRESS!!

RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!

[Beerboy]

48. LOL effin LOL!

:beer:

[MethuenProgressive]

99. That kid in the back is holding his beer, isn't he?

:rofl:

[Faygo Kid]

4. Fun With Dick and Jane for $400, Alex

Spell Spot.

[spacelady]

9. I think Dick sees some flowering buds to pick.

[Beerboy]

49. I like plants. n/t.

[zbdent]

101. I'm sorry, Mr. Quayle ... not only didn't you spell it correctly,

but you didn't phrase it in the form of a question ... and besides, this is a football game ...

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. Alex, I'll take politics for $1,000.

Successful Republican foreign policy initiatives.

[mcscajun]

11. "What are 'none', Alex?"

:rofl:

I just could NOT resist.

[greatauntoftriplets]

14. I should hope not!

:D

[JoePhilly]

124. Words that start with W

What is Worst?
What is Wrong?
What is Wacked?
What is W? (this would be a double jeopardy question)
What is Warmonger?

[terrya]

7. "I'll take the Wit and Wisdom of Dick Cheney for $200, Alex"

[spacelady]

8. Architects of Cast Asparagus for $420, Alex!

Because they have trouble with reading.

[SeattleGirl]

10. The Statesmanship of George W. Bush for $2000, Alex.

:P

[spacelady]

12. Answer: What is Your Mother, Trebek?

Oops, couldn't be a freeper, 'cuz that's some funny stuff.

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. "I swear on my dead Italian mother's grave, Trebek, I'll try 'Why immigrants are evil' for $2000"

:rofl:

[flvegan]

15. Things You Call Your Sister During Sex

[Maestro]

25. I spewed on this one!

Damn funny! :rofl:

[rurallib]

34. That's a DUzy

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[krispos42]

40. "What is 'Lambchop'?"

Baaaa...

[Beerboy]

50. No way. Just wow, n/t.

[Fire Walk With Me]

72. "Why did the good Lord see fit to give me and my sister a flipper baby" for $1000, Alex.

[blm]

81. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

.

[JoePhilly]

117. What is "Mommy"? ... or ... Who's your Daddy!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. "The Scourge of Knowing"

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. "The Ways Evolution Aren't Sciencing"

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. "Satanic Images in Harry Potter"

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. "Lying About Gay Pedophilia"

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. "Messages by Foot Tapping"

[AwakeAtLast]

21. I'll take Engineering for $600

"The name of this appliance."





I would have loved to erase the title, but I'm not a good photoshopper. Just use your imagination! :D

[quip]

22. I'll take chain restaurants for $100 Alex...

[quip]

23. I'll take natives of South America for a brazillion, Alex....

[MissMillie]

24. Alex, I'll take "Fact Avoidance Phrases for $200"

:hi:

[Maestro]

26. I'll take "Compassionate Conservatism Oxymorons" for

$1,000 Alex. :hi:

[mcscajun]

27. I'll take "Personal Responsibility Role-Models" for $500.

:hi:

[cuke]

28. I'll try Freeper Pickup Lines

100 - "Gee, for a fat girl, you shore don sweat much"
200 - "If I tell you I love you, will you hold your baby against me"
300 - "My pastor at the youth ministery says I'm great in bed"
400 - "Don't worry bout those stains on my drawers. The last drop always ends up there"
500 - Sound of taping feet

[woo me with science]

29. Dinosaurs of the Civil War, Alex. nt

[woo me with science]

30. Rapture Art for $600 please. nt

[mcscajun]

32. Great one!

:rofl:

[krispos42]

43. rotflmao

Oh, that's a goodie!

:yourock:

[woo me with science]

31. Brown Welfare Queens for $200. nt

[woo me with science]

33. Items on the Gay Agenda for a Daily Double! nt

[rurallib]

35. "Cousin, sibling or parent for $1,000"

"spelling the way it should be spelt for $400"

[LibDemAlways]

36. I'll take front yard junk yard for $200, Alex.

[The Inquisitive]

37. I'll take Critter Sizing for 1000 Alex

The largest mammal on the planet?

What is the blue whale?

[Oeditpus Rex]

38. Torture Methods in History for $200

The answer is... Waterboarding, the Iron Maiden and the Evil Eye.

"What are Dick Cheney's favorite party tricks?"

Ding!

[SeattleGirl]

39. Ding! Ding! Ding!

:yourock: dude!

[Oeditpus Rex]

41. The Constitution and Bill of Rights for $400

The answer is... the First, Fourth and Sixth Amendments.

"What are part of a goddamned piece of paper?"

Ding!

[krispos42]

42. "I'll take 'Freeper Sex' for $400, Alex"

"Okay, Jimbo, the answer is 'So they push back.'"

"Why do Freepers screw sheep at the edge of a cliff?"

<ding!>

"That's right! Okay, Jimbo, you have the board."

"I'll take 'Witchcraft' for $300, Alex."

"Okay, Jimbo, the answer is 'To get a better grip on the broom.'"

"Why doesn't Ann Coulter wear underwear when she flies?"

<ding!>

"That's right! Another 300 dollars added to your total! You have control of the board."

"Woo hoo! Okay, I'll take Freeper Sex for $500, Alex!"

"Okay, Jimbo, the answer is "Because her boyfriend was a Freeper, too."

"Why did the Freeper have a bruised bellybutton?"

<ding!>

"That's right!"


:rofl:

[Nay]

74. Oh, oh, Oh--krispos, Mr. Nay and I are on the floor, screaming with

laughter. Good god, you're funny. The Ann Coulter one had Mr. Nay spewing Coke onto his screen.

[krispos42]

140. Any ruined keyboards?

I like to keep track by painting a little tiny one on my PC's case...

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

44. Health Care for $800

The answer is... Written in the 4th century B.C., this opening to a physicians' code of ethics was updated and then rendered moot by the 108th Congress in 2005 in the aftermath of the Terri Schiavo case.

"What is, 'Frist, do no harm'?"

Ding!

[zabet]

45. "Toe Tapping Tunes" nt

[MADem]

61. What are "Leaving on a jet plane" and "Stuck in the middle with you?"

Yes, we'll also accept "All Shook Up" RKelly's "Trapped in the Closet" and the Police's "Wrapped around your finger" and "King of Pain"....

[Beerboy]

46. Auschwitz/Birkenau for $1,000 Adolf!

[TZ]

51. Hollywood myths of climate change for $100

or Nobel Peace Price winners who are making shit up because they are bitter about "losing elections".....

[Mendocino]

52. Sean Connery

"Schworrrds fooor tuoooschowindz"

[sarge43]

53. Chicken Hawks

$100: 101st Fighting Keyboarders.

$200: 5,183,945

$300: Sebaceous Cyst

$400: Personal Physician

$500: 111st Ftr Intcpt Sq


Double Jeopardy

$200: African-Americans

$400: Purple Heart

$600: "I had other priorities."

$800: National Guard

$1000: Campaign Aide

[NC_Nurse]

54. War on Christmas for $1000!

[ThatsMyBarack]

55. Hunting with Dickie for 50 cents!

:rofl:

[varkam]

56. I'll take secular progressives (and why they hate America) for 800

[Mabus]

57. "When can I buy a vowel?

Or use my life line? Huh? What game show is this again?"

[pinto]

67. Why do you hate America?

[Mabus]

142. I thought I was supposed to answer in the form of a question

and you were supposed to make a statement. I'm all confused now.


Then again, it could be the homebrew that evlbstrd (and his invisible friend Bill) brought by and that I'm consuming. If you're ever in the KC area, look evl up. He makes a good home brew!

[mcscajun]

87. Ha! I love it!

:D

[Libby2]

58. LMAO .......very funny thread.

[Fire Walk With Me]

59. I'll take "Republican Senators who are NOT gay" for $20.00, Alex.

[Mabus]

60. "I'll take American History for $200, Alex."

Alex: This American holiday occurs in July.

Freeper: What is Memorial Day?

Alex: No.

Freeper: Why do you hate America?

[Bluebear]

62. Historical Skoal Flavors

[applegrove]

63. I'll take "the country is sacrificing for $1" Alex...$99 has already been spent at the mall.

[pinto]

64. Alex, I'll take paranoia for free.

[mcscajun]

88. Hee-hee

:freak: :freak: :freak:

[Arugula Latte]

65. I'll take "Buttcrack Revealing Pants" for $100, Alex.

[Mend]

66. Breatholizers!

for $200 0.9 what was Dick Cheney's third score?

for $400 1.2 what was Jenna's blood alcohol at the frat party when she fell down?

for $600 1.4 what was Laura's estimated intoxication at that intersection?

for $800 Daily Double! 2.3 what was george's highest score of his four DUI's

for $1000 ambulance driver how does cheney stay out of jail while driving?

[DS1]

68. High falutin faloofahs

[DS1]

69. People Bill Clinton had killed

[Arugula Latte]

70. ...

:spray:

[Bright Eyes]

71. "I'll take 'Crappy Right-wing bumper stickers for $200', Alex"

[pinto]

73. Alex, I'll take My Pet Goat for $911.

[intheflow]

84. Good one!

[mcscajun]

89. "What is Bush's most well-read book?"

:puke:

[rug]

75. Toilets for $75

[Bright Eyes]

76. "I'll take 'Inappropriate use of the Confederate Flag' for $400, Alex!

[SoCalDem]

77. Erections for $600, Alex

Oh my.. I'm sorry Alex.. I'm wearing my cousin's glasses.. I lost mine at the Dixie Chick CD Burning festival..

[Arugula Latte]

78. The category is "Snow"

For $100: Just one of these caucasian zygotes is more precious and valuable than all the dead Iraqi babies put together...
What are "Snowflake" Babies, Alex?

For $200: This Fox News Commentator could be accused speaking out for all that is Good, Righteous and 'Murikin!
Who is Tony Snow, Alex?

For $300: The abovementioned person is skilled at performing this in the service of all that is Good, Righteous and against Terraists!
What is a snowjob, Alex?

For $400: This substance is said by lying Liebruls to have gone up our president's nose.
What is blow, er, snow, Alex?

[mcscajun]

92. And, for $500:

This tool is used by the BushCo Administration to pile the propaganda higher and deeper.
"What is a snowshovel, Alex?"

Okay, so it's not strictly Freeperish; I couldn't resist it, anyway. :hide:

[nightrider767]

79. " Lunatics In The White House" for $500!!!"

OK, Duer,,, the answer is:

"When He comes to visit the White House, Laura Bush hides the hard liqueur and shotguns"

DUer " Hmmmm,,,,,,,, the question is "Who is Kieth Obelman?"

Alex: Nope sorry,,, the question to that was actually "Who is Dick Chaney,,," nice try though.

[jdadd]

95. Delete....

[mcscajun]

98. Keith Olbermann.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/

[intheflow]

80. I'll take "The good ol' days in literature".

Answer: "If they would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population." Charles Dickens

Question: What is the basis for Compassionate Conservatism?



Answer: "Relentless, remorseless, it was; all his protests, his screams, were nothing to it--it did its cruel will with him, as if his wishes, his feelings, had simply no existence at all; it cut his throat and watched him gasp out his life." - Upton Sinclair

Question: Why do people think torture is bad?



Answer: "I was a fool to think I could make anything good out of such a deadly evil." - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Question: Why do Republicans ignore the Constitution?



And in the modern lit category...

Answer: "I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple and don't notice." - Alice Walker

Question: What is a blasphemous book that should be banned immediately?



:rofl: Great thread!

[stillcool]

82. I'll take Bill Clinton's penis..

for $500.

[NuttyFluffers]

83. I'll take 'Godly, Gargoyle-free' Art for $1000, Alex

"It's a video daily double! How much would you like to wager?"

"Zero Alex, gambling is darksided, thank you very much."

"In this image by Thomas Kincaid, the Painter of Light, how many references to Gospels are interwoven into the picture?"

"12, for the number of Apostle with Jesus -- and 3 of them cross-reference to Psalms in praise of the Holy Trinity!"

"Oh, I'm sorry... the answer is 13, because the attic window's inner frame glows like a cross in dim lighting thus representing the divinity of Christ. Thankfully you lose nothing, except for the glorious witnessing of our lord and savior in allegory, you cultureless heathen. You still control the board..."

[lildreamer316]

85. I'll take "Trcikery by satin" for $200, please.

'Cause that's all I practice...trcikery by satin.

[Phentex]

86. Let's have War Anagrams for $1000...

The answer is US TEAM SWOOPS. FINDS NO TRACE.

[Fire Walk With Me]

90. "Spellcheckers: Fact or just another Liberal lie" for ten empty beer cans, Alex.

[AlCzervik]

91. "Democrats who cause cancer" for $500 Alex, i love this show even though you were born in Canada

[Catchawave]

93. "Alex, I'll take Freeper Baby Names for $100 please"

[mcscajun]

96. And the answer is: "Who Cares?"

"What is the name of Elisabeth Hasslebeck's newborn baby boy?"

[Catchawave]

103. "Who is Hugh !!!1! Cares" ?

[SoCalDem]

94. Rudy Giuliani for 400, please

Alex....A major metropolitan northeastern city

What is NewYork City, where 9-11 happened?

Rudy Giuliani for 600, please

Alex.... It's an audio..."Try to remember a Day in September"..

What is 9-11?

Rudy Giuliani for $800

Alex....he ran unsuccessfully for this office

What is senator from NewYork state, where new york city is, where 9-11 happened?

[SoCalDem]

100. 101st Keyboarder Division War Heros for 500

What are NONE?

[zbdent]

102. Republican war heroes since Vietnam, Alex, for $100

[SoCalDem]

104. Virgins for $400

What's a 10 yr old freeper girl who can outrun her 14 yr old brother?

[SoCalDem]

105. Presidential Prayer Chains for $1000

What is "BUSH BUSH BUSH, MAN OF GOD GOD GOD,
BUSH BUSH BUSH, MAN OF EARTH EARTH EARTH
MAN OF GOD? MAN OF GOD!
MAN OF EARTH? MAN OF EARTH!
HE IS SEATED AT THE RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT HAND OF GOD THE FATHER
HS IS RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT FOR ME ME ME AND YOU YOU YOU.
RAPTURE NOW? RAPTURE NOW!
RAPTURE NOW? RAPTURE WOW!
NOW! WOW! NOW! WOW!
GOD GOD GOD IS A AWESOME GOD
BUSH BUSH BUSH IS A AWESOME MAN!
AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!
AMEN!!!!"?

[dmr]

119. YOU CAN **NOT** SPEAK OURT AGAINST OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF!!! BY LAW!!!!

SO PRISON OR DEPORTATION, WHAT IS YOUR QUOTE UNQUOTE "PLEASURE"???????"

Oh, I still have tears in my eyes ..........
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

For those who haven't had the pleasure ... (hang onto your sides):
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2224788

[NanceGreggs]

106. Ann Coulter's literary works for $100, Alex ...

What's that? I have to buy the entire category as a bulk sale, at $1.99 per item?

[TheCentepedeShoes]

107. Fur 600 dollars, Alex

I'll take Name that Nukledragger.

[pepperbear]

108. I'll take "Name that Closeted Gay" for 200 Alex. n/t

[JoePhilly]

109. I'll take the Iraq War for $2.4 Trillion, Alex

[JoePhilly]

110. Foreigners that are ruining our country (answers inside)

Mexicans
Canadians
George Soros
Liberal Socialists
Secular Progressives
Creationism Deniers

[XemaSab]

147. You forgot the French.

And Poland. :P

[annabanana]

111. (I know where all the striking writers are!)

~ They are all posting here in the lounge ~

[BlueIris]

112. Rationalizations for Republican Child Molestation, for $1,000.

Which is where we would no doubt find at least one Daily Double.

[JoePhilly]

113. Reasons Why No 3rd Term for Bush? (answers inside)

What is the stupid 22 Amendment?
What is the Rapture?
What is retiring when you are on top?
What is Cheney needs a nap?
What is ... hey no wait ... sure, he can have a 3rd term ... right, Alex?

[JoePhilly]

114. Useful *s for the 10 commandments

What is the death penalty?
What is collateral damage?
What is coveting the man in the next stall?
What is worshiping George Bush?
What is baring false witness against political rivals?

[JoePhilly]

115. Hillary's Hair Styles for $100, Alex

[BlueIris]

116. Flip-Flops of John Kerry, for $200.

[nightrider767]

118. I'll Take Vermin From The Pits Of Hell For $100!!!

He's noted for telling a congressman to "Go fu$k himself" and then refusing to apologize based on Executive Privilege.

WHo's,,,,,, Dick Chaney?

Yes, you control the board!

Vermin from hell again for $200!!

While on a drunken rampage, swearing and shot-gunning anything that moved, he's noted for shooting his freind in the face...

Hmmm,,, Who's Dick Chaney?

Ding, DIng, that's it!!!

Vermin From Hell For $300!!!

He's also known as the Lord Of Evil....

Hmmm,,, OK!!!,,,, Who's Satan!!!

Oh sooo sorry,, the correct answer is "Who's Dick Chaney"... Very close though.

Thanks for playing.

[JoePhilly]

120. Pork Products ... (answers inside)

What is Pork rinds?
What is Pork chops?
What is Barbecue?
What is excessive GOP spending leading to massive debits?
What is at the top of the food pyramid?

[SoCalDem]

121. Why does laura wear a blue bow at the waist?

pork for 800

[BlueIris]

122. Electronic Stalking Strategies for $800

[BlueIris]

123. Stuff You Heard Ted Kennedy Did Wrong in the '80s, for $100

[BlueIris]

125. Heroic Pro-Life Martyrs, for $1,000

[BlueIris]

126. Favorite Degrading Reference to Your Spouse, for $200

[JoePhilly]

127. Bush or Jesus?

[BlueIris]

128. Why Your Son Isn't in the Gulf, for $400.

[BlueIris]

129. Communist Ploys of Barack Obama, for $1,000

[JoePhilly]

130. Military Deferments

[BlueIris]

131. Name that Unfairly Stigmatized Interrogation Technique, for $100

[BlueIris]

132. Creative Lawn Ornaments, for $400

[jakefrep]

133. Waffle House Menu Items for $1000

Humbersectional Agenda for $800
Favorite Hunting Partners of Dick Cheney for $400
Name that Good Patriotic Conservative Radio Host for $600

[SalmonChantedEvening]

134. I'll take Sloganeering by the Terminally Insipid for 600, Alex. n/t

[Joe Fields]

135. Favorite canned hunts of Dick Cheney for 2,000, Alex.

[begin_within]

136. Republican ideas that crashed and burned, for $100

Clue: Newt Gingrich played a major part in this literary disasterpiece from 1994

[begin_within]

137. Right-wing think-tank catch phrases for $200

Clue: Also known as the Estate Tax or Inheritance Tax, this tax affects only the wealthiest 2% of American families

[Gold Metal Flake]

138. People personally murdered by Hillary

[begin_within]

139. Conservative ideals that have been shredded, for $300

Clue: This long-standing conservative doctrine was thoroughly trampled by George W. Bush's dragging of the 2000 Florida election into a federal court

[ThatsMyBarack]

141. Pickles' Curtains for a $1.75!

:rofl:

[BlueIris]

143. War Crimes of FDR, for $1,000

[UrbScotty]

144. Larry Craig says, "I'll take Poop-pourri for $200, Alex" (nt)

[CreekDog]

145. "Reasons why Hillary Clinton is a lesbian" n/t

[Proud2BAmurkin]

146. Fetuses, Fundamenalism and Fascism for 1000, Alex (beew beew beew it's the daily double!)

:rofl:

[mcscajun]

149. Excellent!

:applause:

[XemaSab]

148. Fresno

:P

[mzmolly]

150. Oops, a bit late ... sorry

;)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

151. "I'll take Things That Are Bill Clinton's Fault for $600, Alex."

[Downtown Hound]

152. I'll take basic spelling for a hundred Alex