I got so pissed at my ex last night. I saw her at Red Lobster with this freak, see...

[Bucky]

I may have lost my mind there for a minute. But you'd be mad at someone too if they gave you herpes and then broke up with you.

Maybe I shoulda warned the poor sap.


(forgive me for this one)

[underpants]

1. Okay now that is funny

Imagine of all the Red Lobsters in all the world you happened to walk into....

[Crazy Dave]

2. I'll bet you don't even need a good divorce attorney...

...if your spouse gives you an STD

[midlife_mo_Jo]

3. Cheaters don't deserve that much respect

I think I would have sauntered over and casually said, "Just in case you're not the guy who gave her herpes - which by the way she gave to me while we were married - I thought I'd warn you."

And then leave and let her deal with the fallout. :rofl:

You can't chase her and do that forever, but I bet it would sure feel good...just once. :)

[Bucky]

4. Um, at this point in the thread I should probably point out that I don't actually have herpes

Sometimes I don't care if the audience gets my humor. This time, I think I'd rather sell out and clarify.

I'm riffing off this thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7119746&mesg_id=7119746

[midlife_mo_Jo]

5. Ok

Gotcha. :)