In the spirit of my bar-violence thread.. craziest thing you've seen at a pub?

[HEyHEY]

I was at a pub called, "The village" one night. This place is basically like the legion, you feel like you're in your grandpa's basement. Anyway, we were there just having some pints and out of nowhere two guys start jawing. One eventually hits the other... and all the friends get involved... then security ran over and before we knew it my friends and I were drinking beer and watching a full-fledge bar brawl with like 30 participants. It was nuts.

[Dora]

1. A 19 year-old cross-dresser waving a gun. He was pissed he didn't win the lipsync context.

I believe his entry was Terence Trent D'Arby's "Wishing Well."


I lived on the edge, I tell you.

[HEyHEY]

3. Was it milli or vanilli?

[hughee99]

4. I thought "Wishing Well" was Terrance Trent D'arby?

Still, the story is just as good. :)

[Dora]

16. Sorry. Some details are blurry. The song was "Wishing Well," though.

I think I ate too much acid that night. :)

[Beetwasher]

2. A Drunk Hooker Giving Away Free Blowjobs In The Mens Room

n/t

[HEyHEY]

5. Did Canuckamok come and pick his mom up eventually?

[Beetwasher]

6. Oh Shit!

:rofl:

[cuke]

20. A very drunk barfly took out her teeth and offered a gumjob to any takers

When one gut got up, people literally ran out of the place screaming. I'm not ashamed to say I was one of them

Another time I was in a bar when a madman (who I knew from the neighborhood) came in waving a gun, locked the front door and robbed the place. But he didn't take any money. He just wanted to drink free and wouldn't let anyone leave

Another time I was in a bar and two guys were trying to impress women by burning money.

Another time, I was seeing The Radiators at the Lone Star Cafe, a place where the best seats were in the balcony but only if you got a seat right at the front of the balcony. My friend and I got to good seats and the two girls who were behind us wanted our seats and started going into the whole "You should be a gentleman and give your seats to a lady", so I spent the whole night letting other women sit in my seat while smirking at her. She was giving me the finger all night. At the end of the night, she asked to go home with her. I dissed her. I'm cheap, but I'm not easy

[AllegroRondo]

7. I was in a bar fight in Germany

I dont even know how or why it started. Me and some Army buddies were there drinking, next thing I know someone was swinging a pool cue at me. I punched him in the nose and ran like hell out of there.

on edit - i guess it wasnt really that crazy.

[DS1]

8. Tijuana

Men's bathroom. One of those piss-against-the-ceramic-wall urinals was there instead of individual urinals. Next to that started the stalls, but the was a huge gap between the wall and the start of the stall wall. So one guy, thinking it would be funny, bounced his stream of piss right against the gap of the back wall and on to the back of his friend who was sadly in mid-shit.

I laughed.

[Beetwasher]

10. Admit It

It was you!

[DS1]

13. Nope

I'm smart enough to not piss on people I have to share a train-ride home with.

[Inchworm]

21. Stall? I remember buckets

and slides weeeeee!

To pick on a buddy you paid for his popper(?) and 2 big dudes held his head back and poured tequila down his throat.

I must have been a few streets off the Main?

hehe

:hi:

[DS1]

23. Yeah, poppers

some crazy shit down there. Which is the entire point of going.

I almost didn't make it back, drunk makes me honest.

At the border, just before it closed for the night and I'd be stuck in "Escape from New York", border guards asking everyone



"Are you a US Citizen?"
Yes
"Are you a US Citizen?"
Yes
"Are you a US Citizen?"
Yes
"Are you a US Citizen?"
Yes
"Are you a US Citizen?"
Me: No

Okay, stand over there, you'll need to show us a passport.
Me: Hammered, doesn't have passport. Still, had the shaved head and body build of a brand new jarhead.
We'll need some ID.
Panic.

Anyway, we got it sorted, and I rode the trolley for free as far as I could without a ticket until getting kicked off. Picked up the next one, repeat, all the way up to SD. Crashed in the main train station. Got kicked out. Wandered around until sunrise. Got first train back to Pendleton.

What a night.

[AllegroRondo]

9. I saw a Korean bar girl make change for a 1000 Wan bill

without using her hands.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Either a guy being carried out on the shoulders of four other guys

and still singing, or my friend's girlfriend taking off her shirt.




Yeah, I really should've gone to a lower class of tavern, where the real fun is.

[hughee99]

12. I saw a guy,

after getting kicked out of the bar for fighting, punch the guy he was after through the giant plate glass window in the front of the bar. The guy he wanted had his face right against the window (taunting him) and he punched right through the glass and broke the guy's nose. I imagine the guy who did the punching probably broke his hand as well, but I didn't see what happened to him after.

[DS1]

14. haha! great dumb and dumber moment

:D

[HEyHEY]

15. Makes ya wish ya had a camera rolling, that's for sure

[Redstone]

17. Probably the time I was at a Country bar called Jeannie Ryan's, sitting

with my back to the bar, when this drunk cracker on my left spotted a black guy at the other end of the bar (on my right).

The honky started carrying on to the woman he was with about "Arr, what's that nigger doing here, blah blah blah..." and woudn't stop, even though the woman he was with was trying to get him to shut up.

Then he blabbed something to the effect that he was "gonna kick that nigger's ass," got up, and started walking down the length of the bar, with the clear intention of beating up on the black guy. The band was in betwen songs, so everyone at the bar heard what the redneck said, and it got real quiet all of a sudden.

I happened to have driven Mrs R's Jeep that night, and there was a small can of Mace that I had given her attached to her keychain, because she was working in the city at the time.

So as the drunk staggered past me (remember, I was sitting with my back to the bar), I took the keychain out of my jacket pocket and without a word of warning Maced the fucker square in the eyes.

He dropped like a rock, and as he laid there on the floor, digging at his eyes and howling, I stood up, leaned over him, and said, "Welcome to Jeannie Ryan's, asshole."

God, that was fun. And I didn't pay for a drink the rest of the night.

Redstone

(PS: Moles and trolls and assorted shit-for-brains lurkers: This isn't your "burly E-6" or those other bullshit stories that you so gullibly "hoo-ah" and yank your little cranks over. THIS one really happened.)

[mitchum]

18. A guy get knifed on the dance floor in front of me when I was playing...

a girl who jumped on stage, kissed me, and then tried to hit me up with a syringe of something. I gave her a shove, she toppled of the stage and pulled my amp off on top of her. Later her boyfriend apologized...
lots of sex and hardcore drug use in bathrooms...

Ah, the life of an artist...

[GOPisEvil]

19. A fight between two women over a fucking chair.

It caused my group to get tossed from the bar.

Oh, and also, in the same bar, a guy hit this other guy (who had been dancing with the first guy's lady friend) in the head with a glass. Much blood.

[Blue-Jay]

25. WHAT kind of chair?

[GOPisEvil]

28. Heh...

...now you know why there was a fight. ;)

[Inchworm]

22. I guess the weirdest thing I rem seeing was...

I was with a friend in a bar in South Florida. He was a typical (college point) New Yorker according to the stereotypes you know.. loud, obnoxious, crass with women all flirty, and not a care in the world.

He rudely came on to a woman at the bar while getting us a beer, and was turned down after her BF came and said whats up. He was sooo tiny. My buddy started pushing and shoving.. like that "chu twalkin to me?!?" stuff.

The bouncers calmed the scene...

Later, my bud and I were sitting at a table. All the sudden my buddy let out a scream that would curl your hair. He looked like he wanted to get up and run but I could see fear and pain in his face.

*poof* that dude from earlier books out of bar...

What had happened under the table was that the lil guy stuck a knife through my buddy's foot into the floor and ran.

weird...

:hi:

[Arugula Latte]

24. Jeez, I miss all the excitement, I guess.

I got nothin'. :shrug:

[Generic Brad]

26. I was out once with some guys who left the bar with their stools

At closing time they simply grabbed their bar stools, walked by the bouncer on the way out (even chatted with him while they were holding the stools in front of them) and carried their stools all the way home.

[AwakeAtLast]

27. This happened long ago - 15 yrs maybe

Was with my ex-husband at a local bar/restaurant. It was very late and we were pretty drunk. From across the room we hear a loud BANG! Some guy had a hand gun. He had pointed it at the floor and pulled the trigger. No one batted an eye. I was too drunk to be afraid, which I should have been. The owners didn't call the police, ask him to leave or anything like that! I still look back on that night and think "That was totally bizarre!"

[lame54]

29. one time I ordered a Cosmopolitan and...

...the bartender gave me a Manhattan - wow that was crazy

[tigereye]

30. hard- core boys fighting right in the doorway of the punk club I used to

frequent... we just shut the door and left...

The same club owner used to wave his gun around and yell at the bands...


I guess considering how much time I spent in punk bars, I didn't really see that many fights.

[Lautremont]

31. Me drinking pints.