DO NOT OPEN THIS THREAD

[LSK]

:scared:

[Tyler Durden]

1. JESUS you are cruel.

I guess if one doesn't have to actually WORK, one can pump all day long.

I wouldn't actually BE one of those jerks, even if you threw in their body in the bargain.

[Dr. Strange]

2. Carrot Top's a jerk?

I guess you aren't aware of his work with helping elderly afford medical care?
I guess you aren't aware of his contributions to literacy programs in inner cities?
I guess you aren't aware of his contributions to alleviating hunger in third world countries?


You probably haven't heard about any of that, have you? And do you know why?


Because he doesn't do any of that shit! He's such a jerk!

Oh well, let's all laugh at him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GacvyJofD34

[Tyler Durden]

7. Why is everyone picking FIGHTS with me today?

Carrot Top is GOD, Carrot Top is JESUS, Carrot Top is Albert Schwietzer and fucking Mother Theresa all in one.

I am fucking OUT OF HERE.

[Dr. Strange]

9. I'm not picking a fight.

Read what I wrote more closely. I'm just making fun of Carrot Top.

Now if this were GD...

Well, I'd still be making fun of Carrot Top, 'cause he's still just a goof!

[redqueen]

12. Maybe TD's response to your joke was a joke?

I sure hope so. If not he's havin one HELL of a bad day! :(

[Dr. Strange]

16. I don't know about today.

I know he had a recent foray into GD and got his ass singed.

That's why I don't go into GD unless I've had my tetanus shot! There's some wild peeps in there...

[Tyler Durden]

17. Bad MONTH. Sorry if I didn't get the joke.

Bad personal shit, AND just a little touchy here today. Simple state booster thread turned into a piss on Detroit contest.

Us Michigan folks get touchy about that lately.

[Dr. Strange]

19. Guess what? I just posted about you in another thread!

Bwuahahaha!
:evilgrin:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7116136#7116637

[lost-in-nj]

3. why didn't I listen to you....

why????

now my eyes burn



lost

[KitchenWitch]

5. I did not listen either.

x(


hold me.

[Pierre.Suave]

4. HAHAHA

saved by the work filter, I did NOT see the picture because it was blocked!

[KitchenWitch]

6. ah shaddup!

:P

[Pierre.Suave]

8. na na na na

you cant hurt me

[Mojorabbit]

10. I must take you out

for that

[LSK]

11. you people listen so well

:P

[Arugula Latte]

13. ...

[MrCoffee]

14. seriously, go practice your love for the Top in private.

get a friggin' room.

[Deja Q]

15. Oh look! It's Pippi Longstockings and the spawn of Danny Partridge & Satan!

:hide:

[Tektonik]

18. At least this isn't the pic of Danny Bonaduce's penis

I wonder if someone has a pic of Carrot Top's penis? :P

[Dr. Strange]

21. Since you asked for it...

[Bassic]

20. I wonder if this is the same, better or worse

than the Brazilian joke.