Onomotopoetically, "abattoir" sounds like it should be a much nicer place

[MrCoffee]

[MonkeyFunk]

1. What's onomatopoetic about it?

is "abattoir" the sound a cow makes when it's skull-fucked by a giant hammer?

[Orrex]

5. I always pictured that as a sort of "moo-CLUNK-thump" kind of sound

Shows what I know.

:shrug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. It's more of a "moo KTHACK thlump" sort of sound.

See "Fast Food Nation". I'm trying to avoid meat as much as possible.

[EstimatedProphet]

8. Only in France does a cow make that sound when slaughtered

[Ellen Forradalom]

2. It's a uniquely French talent.

They make even slaughterhouses sound fancy.

[quip]

7. "Cursing in French is like wiping your ass with silk"

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. It sounds like a place you'd go to see Bud and Lou movies.

:hide:

[Orrex]

4. Self delete

[skypilot]

9. I think that "pulchritude" is such an ugly word...

...but it means "beauty".