Anyone want to come over and help me put

[Midlodemocrat]

my house back together. Please???

Painters have been here for a week. Electrician is here, counter top guys are here. There is no place to even walk downstairs it is such a horrific pile of shit.

So, anyone? Please? I will give you sustenance.

[flvegan]

1. With so many needy people in the world

you want me to come reassemble Castle de Midlo? Not likely, Louis-Phillippe.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Yeah, it's quite a 'castle', Hitler.

:eyes:


Right now, it looks like it was hit with a bunker buster and the accent wall in the family room is looking a little too Barney purple for me, so the painters hate me.

[flvegan]

3. So many homeless people would kill for an accent wall.

For shame.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. I put you on ignore, you freeper.

:rofl:

:loveya:

[NewJeffCT]

5. I heard Marie Antoinette was big into accent walls

and Empress Cixi, too.

[Gormy Cuss]

16. That family room accent wall -- are you sure that shade isn't

matcom hippo purple?

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Well, it kind of was at first.

But, I wanted maroon, so the paint guys got it right for me. My kids are too old to have a Barney purple wall in the room we watch tv in.

[MissMillie]

6. I would do that, happily, but you're so far away.

I love going from chaos to order. It gives me a sense of accomplishment.

[Midlodemocrat]

9. MissMillie, it is SOOOO bad, I'm starting to lose it.

Can't even walk into the rooms that are being painted, nor the other rooms which are full of the painters' stuff and my stuff from the rooms that are being painted.

Long time coming, this face lift, but wow. I have a lot of work to do today and tomorrow. My kitchen is unusable. The living room is full of brushes, drop cloths, etc. It is horrific.

[malta blue]

7. I will...

can you hold out until christmas though, cause I need someplace to hide from the freakshow

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Come on down!!! That would be a helluva Christmas!!

:bounce:

Screw that shrew MIL. She is dead to me.

[malta blue]

18. Yay...

I have someplace to go for the holidays :bounce:

Actually, after consulting with my aunt, I am going to try to take Little MB to NYC for a 4 day weekend and let MIL and Mr MB have their "special mommy time" :puke: and leave me the hell out of it.

Oh - and I will be celebrating Satan on this holiday - just to piss off her fundy self... :rofl:

[DS1]

8. I'll take TM's room

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Which happens to be the only room in the house that is immaculate.

God, you're lazy.


:hide:

[DS1]

11. Oh, there will be all kinds of exertion

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Poor, TeenMidlo.

Did you see my thread the other day about her friend Jessi getting into bed with my husband? She was sleepwalking and first attempted to pee into TM's laundry basket and when she was directed towards the bathroom, she must have zigged instead of zagged and ended up in bed with Mr. Funniest part, that Mr. Midlo, FATHER of TM thought it WAS TM until he got up.

:rofl:

He said he thought that during the massive sleepover, they had run out of floor space/beds.

Fortunately, she's of age and her father thought it was funny as well. If that didn't set his defibrillator off, nothing will.

We're still laughing.

[DS1]

13. I've seen guys drunk sleep walking and pissing into/on/over just about everything known to man

I've been through 5 months of tank school :eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

14. I'll bet those are some great stories.

None of them were drunk, thankfully. They had all been at show choir practice the entire day and were exhausted.

[Parche]

19. I Can Finger Paint

:rofl: :rofl::hi: