Should i cut my hair?

[Writer]

I'm thinking of going shorter, a bit more professional again.

I actually think my long, red-highlighted hair is sexy, but I have minions to attend to - minions that second-guess my seriousness.

For a visual, see Orrex's thread on world annihilation.

[Perseid]

1. I think I may experience heart failure if I look, but

strongly advise you to not cut your hair.

Have you asked your hair whether or not it agrees with being cut?

I would think your hair would say no. A thousand times, no.

[Writer]

5. Wait, hold on - are you suggesting that hair cuts are follicular mutilation?

Should I call a rabbi?

[Perseid]

9. no, call me

555-hair!

- Hair Lyrics


She asks me why
I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why
Don't know
It's not for lack of break
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling

Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short

Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself

They'll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined
Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

[some guy]

2. no

they're minions. If they second-guess your seriousness, you can have them flogged or something. :)

[Writer]

6. My minions know who's boss...

however, I can be a mightier boss if I trim my locks.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. Yes, but it would be easier if someone else did it.

:P

[Writer]

8. Yeah, I won't try the "head-in-the-cuisinart" method again...

it didn't work so well...

[Generic Brad]

4. Red hair is complimentary regardless of style or length

It is more important how you feel about your hair style than how others regard it.

[Writer]

10. Well... I cheat a bit.

I'm a brunette with red highlights. :)

[Generic Brad]

11. Works for me

[quip]

7. Is this not why God created

scrunches et al?

Leave sexy alone! :hi:

[Writer]

12. Scrunchies = bad 1980 fashion faux pas!

Aaaaaaaaaah!

[quip]

13. I just like the word "scrunchie"

:bounce:

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. I don't understand this

Why is shorter hair equated with professionalism? :shrug:

[Writer]

15. I think it's more like looking like you're in control...

something like that.

I agree, but I also pay heed to visual stimuli. :)

Edit: Wrong homonym. I'm drunk.

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. You can't look like you're in control with hair?

Note my mug shot when I was a city editor:

[Writer]

17. You look artistic; affectionate about the world.

For women it's a bit... different. :(

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. That's the part I don't... oh, wait

Is this kinda like "Big boobs = little brain"?

[Writer]

21. Yeah...

something like that.

Or sports car = small penis.....

[Haole Girl]

18. Do what you want

It's your hair!

[Writer]

22. I'd like to teach my hair to sing...

in perfect harmony.
I'd like to buy my hair a coke,
and keep it company.

[RushIsRot]

20. Which one?

[Writer]

23. The slightly blonder one in my top layer

It's screaming for a snippin'