A Good Day. Made peace with a LONG time "rival" here on DU today.

[flvegan]

Turns out, we're not so much rivals.

Cheers to my new DU friend. :toast:

Ask me anything.

[MonkeyFunk]

1. Oh, go eat a cheeseburger

Pol Pot.

Oh wait... new rules.

Hi!

[flvegan]

3. Nice response, Hitler.

Go eat a...

Sorry, almost slipped.

Hi back!

[Richardo]

4. I've always pictured you two together

I'm so happy :cry:



Good job, both of you. :toast:

[SoCalDem]

24. or "Paul Pot"..(according to the Freeps)

:rofl:

[Generic Brad]

2. You can't make peace. You must strive to be like the Highlander

There can be only ONE!

[flvegan]

5. Moment of Zen

Peace isn't actually made. It's realized.

[Generic Brad]

10. There will be plenty of time for reflection when you are the last one!

[cuke]

6. Does that mean you have an opening for a longtime rival?

Where would you advertise for something like that?

[flvegan]

9. Yes. Yes I do.

I'm taking applications now.

[cuke]

15. Try GD and GDP

plenty of people are trying out for the position of arch nemesis. I'm sure someone will settle for rival. After all, they can't all be arch nemesis.

[flvegan]

17. None of them want me.

:cry:

[cuke]

20. How could they possibly not want you?

You've got dogs!!!!

[flvegan]

22. Dunno.

I never understand why someone wouldn't want me as an adversary. I'm so cute and cuddly!!

[quip]

7. peace piece peas

Somebody help me!!!!!!!!

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

8. Slap me, I am a nosy wench!

:7

[MonkeyFunk]

11. If you insist

[KitchenWitch]

12. Thanks, I needed that!

:P

[Swede]

13. This is a lesson in Zen,life is too short to carry an unnecessary burden.

"Master may I ask you a question" ?

"Of course you may" his master replied, "knowledge comes to those who seek it".

Respectfully his disciple said, "yesterday I saw you break one of our most sacred vows when you picked up that young girl and carried her across the stream, how could you do such a thing" ?

His master replied, "That is true, and you are right it is something I should not have done, but you are as guilty as I am" .

"How so" asked his disciple, "for it was you who carried her across the stream not I" ?

"I know" replied his master, "but at least on the other side I put her down".

"You, however, are obviously still carrying her".

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. But master, her Windsong stays on my mind.

Sorry, old perfume ad reference. I'm usually not one to intrude on a koan.

[flvegan]

16. Namaste trumps the Samsonite.

That which is divine in me greets that which is divine in another. It trumps baggage, thankfully. Your point is a very good one, thank you.

[IndianaJones]

18. this is a work. i smell a swerve. nt.

[flvegan]

19. Do you?

Might wanna get the sniffer checked.

[Perseid]

21. where can I find a good friend?

OOOOHHHH

tough one

[Midlodemocrat]

23. I am NOT your friend, Hitler.

[SoCalDem]

25. Are you SPARTACUS?

:)

[Tyler Durden]

26. I AM SPARTACUS!

[EstimatedProphet]

27. That's a good thing.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

28. congratulations.

:toast:

[HughBeaumont]

29. Oh, I thought you said MAKE peace.

Good for thee.

As for me, most of my DU jokers are in the Red X Toilet. The ones that aren't are walking on the rim.

Nie dla wszystkich skrzypce grają ("the violin doesn't play for everyone").

[MissMillie]

30. rival? here? you?

wow... the concept just blows my mind

[DS1]

31. Funny how that works out, more often than not

[Parche]

32. You Got A Piece?

:shrug: :shrug::hi: