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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:30 PM
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I'm a shoe
discuss!
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:32 PM
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1. What do you want to talk a boot?
:rofl:
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:34 PM
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2. someone named Randall
in a sandal?

that was very funny!
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:39 PM
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3. A soul with a sole?
:rofl:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:42 PM
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4. There are bad puns afoot!
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:43 PM
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Let the healing begin!
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Indi Guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:45 PM
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7. I love tongue in cheek humor
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:48 PM
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11. It really pumps me up!
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:52 PM
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14. Nice to see a pair of loafers instep with each other
Edited on Tue Nov-06-07 11:54 PM by Orrex
But enough is enough. Now shoo!

It might have been funnier with the typo...
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:57 PM
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18. Ahh, my arch enema, Orrex
You never supported me, did you?
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 12:02 AM
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24. Well, I never met a tarsal that I didn't like
You are a tarsal, aren't you? Talus all about it!


And about that enema bit: I may seem like a pain in the ass, but I'm really quite a relief.
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 12:05 AM
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28. I make no bones about it
And I wouldn't fib to ya. This is really getting humerous.

Your relief will be fleeting.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 12:15 AM
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30. Oooh--that last one was da shit!
:applause:

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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 12:25 AM
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32. "Met a tarsal" is PURE PUNNIAL GENIUS
I just toilet like it is.
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Indi Guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:53 PM
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15. Well, I guess you toe'd me! nt
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 12:02 AM
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25. Yeah, I really nailed you!
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Indi Guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:43 PM
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5. ...
Edited on Tue Nov-06-07 11:44 PM by Indi Guy
:7

Too bad that yours is the sole reply to the OP, so far ;)
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:43 PM
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6. Congrats on 600 posts!
:toast:
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:45 PM
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8. I'm leary of stepping into something
I'm just such a puddle. er, puzzle. er, well, you know
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:46 PM
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9. I see your sole.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:48 PM
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10. Gezundheit
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Indi Guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:49 PM
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13. Good one nt
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Indi Guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:48 PM
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12. Well then, you're in!
Edited on Tue Nov-06-07 11:50 PM by Indi Guy
(I've never heard of a "shoe out".)
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Indi Guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:54 PM
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16. Uh.. I'm guessing that you're a left shoe??? nt
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:55 PM
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17. I hate you all.
:cry:
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:57 PM
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19. you're a foot, aren't you?
of course you hate all shoes. you should. i don't feel your pain though, because, well, I'm a shoe
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:58 PM
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20. i'm not a foot, i'm an ass.
:eyes:
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 12:00 AM
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23. oohh
that must really be painful.

Some asses are good though!

maybe you could be one of them?

I don't know. I'm only a shoe.
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:59 PM
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21. Who kneed you, anyway!
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 12:02 AM
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26. I have faced the backs
and realize I kneed no one.
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 12:34 AM
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33. You are iraq; you are an aisle, man
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 12:03 AM
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27. i can't take anymore of these lousy puns!!!
:argh: :nuke: :cry:
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 12:37 AM
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34. What's the matter? Can't you handle the agony of da feet?
:evilgrin:
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 12:56 AM
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35. No more rhymes now, I mean it!
...anybody want a peanut?

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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 12:57 AM
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36. I want a taquito, or maybe a peanut
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:59 PM
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22. I miss you, too
:hug:
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 12:05 AM
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29. life is good when one has shoes
:toast:
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 12:22 AM
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31. I've arched my self in deference
to all your replies.

I wish I had a better ankle to say this, but.....
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