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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 07:55 PM
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A police officer had a perfect hiding place for watching speeders.
But one day, everyone was under the speed limit, and the officer found the reason for it.
A ten year old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said: "RADAR TRAP AHEAD."
A little more investigation work led the officer to the boy's accomplice. Another ten year old boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with sign reading:
"TIPS" and a bucket at his feet, full of change.

:rofl:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 07:58 PM
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1. GOOD ONE, my dear Tex!
What a picture that makes!

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From The Ashes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 12:03 AM
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2. A related joke...
Edited on Wed Nov-07-07 12:03 AM by From The Ashes
Bob was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge at about 90mph. Wouldn't you know a cop jumped out and clocked him with radar. Bob pulled over like a good citizen.
The cop walked up to the window and said, "You know how fast you were going?"

Bob thought for a second and asked, "Uhhh, over 55?"

"93mph son! 93mph in a 55 zone!"

"But if you already knew," replied Bob, "Why did you ask me?"

Ignoring Bob, the officer continued, in his normal charming fashion, "That's speeding and your getting a ticket and a fine!" The cop took a good look at the Bob and said, "You don't even look like you have a job! Why,... I've never seen anyone so scruffy in my entire life!"

Bob recanted, "I've got a job! I have a good, well paying job!"

The cop leaned in the window and said, "What kind of a job would a bum like you have?!?"

"I'm an asshole stretcher!!!" replied Bob.

"What you say?" asked the patrolman.

"I'm an asshole stretcher!!!"

Of course the cop asked, "What does an asshole stretcher do?"

Bob explained, "People call me up and say they want to be stretched, so I go over there and start with a couple of fingers, then a couple more, and then one whole hand, then two. Then I pull them farther and farther apart until it's six feet across."

The cop, absorbed with the images in his mind, let down his guard and asked, "What the hell do you do with a six foot asshole ?"

Bob nonchalantly commented, "You give it a radar gun and stick it at the end of a bridge!
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 09:23 AM
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4. You owe me a new keyboard!!11!!
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 05:19 AM
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3. Funny!
Kick
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