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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 07:26 PM
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Right now, in this thread, post whatever is on your "Ctrl+V" clipboard
What thing to you have saved on your computer clipboard. For me it's

Habeas Corpus Act


I'm making a unit test for my kids tomorrow.

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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 07:30 PM
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1. .
,

hm, from yesterday's lioness pic thread.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 07:43 PM
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9. Fix yr link!
There's a deadly, superfluous comma throwing a wrench in the works...
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 10:59 PM
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25. I CAN'T!!!->
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 07:31 PM
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2. ok...
Edited on Tue Nov-06-07 07:32 PM by GoddessOfGuinness


I'm not sure why it wouldn't let me post from Ctrl + v...
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 07:32 PM
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3.  what movie made the biggest leap in special affects...
For the Bum Area thread.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 07:33 PM
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4. Hehehehehe...
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 07:33 PM
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5. ...
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 07:59 PM
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15. my response
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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 07:35 PM
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6. i'm lame
Table 3. Results from AIC analysis of all 11 vs. 10 sites at 300m scale
Model Wins (%) >0.1 (%) >0.05 (%) Wi R2 (StDev)1




i wuz werkin :silly:
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 07:36 PM
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7. hehehe, I didn't even remember what it was, but it's a good one!
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IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 07:40 PM
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8. ...
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 07:45 PM
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10. I have no friggin idea
what you are talking about
or how to go about doing it



lost
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 07:48 PM
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11. ok. Really, I didn't cheat
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 07:48 PM
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12. here you go...
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REP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 07:49 PM
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13. Email!

Finally tonight, as promised, a Special Comment on the meaning of the story of former U.S. Acting Assistant Attorney General Daniel Levin.

It is a fact startling in its cynical simplicity and it requires cynical and simple words to be properly expressed:

The Presidency of George W. Bush has now devolved into a criminal conspiracy to cover the ass of George W. Bush.

All the petulancy, all the childish threats, all the blank-stare stupidity;

All the invocations of World War Three, all the sophistic questions about which terrorist attacks we wanted him not to stop, all the phony secrets;

All the claims of executive privilege, all the stumbling tap-dancing of his nominees, all the verbal flatulence of his apologists...

All of it is now -- after one revelation last week -- transparently clear for what it is: the pathetic and desperate manipulation of the government, the re-focusing of our entire nation, towards keeping this mock president, and this unstable vice president, and this departed wildly self-over-rating Attorney General -- and the others -- from potential prosecution for having approved or ordered the illegal torture of prisoners being held in the name of this country.

"Waterboarding is torture," Daniel Levin was to write.

Daniel Levin was no theorist and no protestor.

He was no troublemaking politician.

He was no table-pounding commentator.

Daniel Levin was an astonishingly patriotic American, and a brave man.

Brave not just with words or with stances -- even in a dark time when that kind of bravery can usually be scared -- or bought -- off.

Charged -- as you heard in the story from ABC News last Friday -- with assessing the relative legality of the various nightmares in the Pandora's box that is the Orwell-worthy euphemism "Enhanced Interrogation," Mr. Levin decided that the simplest, and the most honest, way to evaluate them... was to have them enacted upon himself.

Daniel Levin took himself to a military base and let himself be water-boarded.

Mr. Bush -- ever done anything that personally courageous?

Perhaps when you've gone to Walter Reed and teared up over the maimed servicemen? And then gone back to the White House and determined that there would be more maimed servicemen?

Has it been that kind of personal courage, Mr. Bush, when you've spoken of American victims and the triumph of freedom and the sacrifice of your own popularity for the sake of our safety? And then permitted others to fire or discredit or destroy anybody who disagreed with you -- whether they were your own Generals, or... Max Cleeland, or... Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame… or Daniel Levin?

Daniel Levin should have a statue in his honor in Washington right now.

Instead, he was forced out as Acting Assistant Attorney General, nearly three years ago, because he had the guts to do what George Bush couldn't do in a million years: actually put himself at risk for the sake of his country, for the sake of what is right.

And they water-boarded him and he wrote that even though he knew those doing it meant him no harm, and he knew they would rescue him at the instant of the slightest distress, and he knew he would not die -- still, with all that reassurance, he could not stop the terror screaming from inside of him, could not quell the horror, could not convince that which is at the core of each of us -- the entity who exists behind all the embellishments we strap to ourselves, like purpose and name and family and love -- he could not convince his being… that he wasn't drowning.

Water-boarding, he said, is torture.

Legally, it is torture!

Practically, it is torture!

Ethically, it is torture!

And he wrote it down.

Wrote it down somewhere, where it could be contrasted with the words of this country's 43rd President: "The United States of America... does not torture."

Made you into a liar, Mr. Bush.

Made you into, if anybody had the guts to pursue it, a criminal, Mr. Bush.

Water-boarding had already been used on Khalid Sheik Mohammed and a couple of other men none of us really care about -- except, Sir, for the one detail you'd forgotten -- that there are rules, and even if we just make up these rules, this country observes them anyway, because we're Americans, Sir, and we're better than that.

We're better than you.

And the man your Justice Department selected to decide whether or not water-boarding was torture, had decided, and not in some phony academic fashion, nor while wearing the Walter Mitty poseur attire of flight-suit and helmet.

He had put his money, Mr. Bush, where your mouth was.

So, your sleazy sycophantic henchman Mr. Gonzales had him append an asterisk suggesting his black-and-white answer wasn't black-and-white, that there might have been a quasi-legal way of torturing people, maybe with an absolute time limit and a physician entitled to stop it, maybe, if your administration had ever bothered to set any rules or any guidelines…

And then when your people realized that even that was too dangerous, Daniel Le Vin was branded "too independent" and "someone who could (not) be counted on."

In other words, Mr. Bush, somebody you couldn't count on to lie for you.

So, Levin was fired.

Because if it ever got out what he'd concluded, and the lengths to which he went, to validate that conclusion, anybody who had sanctioned water-boarding, and who-knows-what-else… anybody -- you yourself, Sir -- you would have been screwed.

And screwed you are.

It can't be coincidence that the story of Daniel Levin should emerge from the black hole of this secret society of a presidency just at the conclusion of the unhappy saga of the newest Attorney General Nominee.

Another patriot somewhere, listened as Judge Mukasey mumbled like he'd never heard of water-boarding, and refuse to answer in words… that which Daniel Levin answered on a water-board somewhere in Maryland or Virginia three years ago.

And this someone also heard George Bush say "The United States of America does not torture"... and realized either he was lying or this wasn't the United States of America any more, and either way, he needed to do something about it.

Not in the way Levin needed to do something about it, but in a brave way nonetheless.

We have United States Senators who need to do something about it, too.

Chairman Leahy of the Judiciary Committee has seen this for what it is and said "enough."

Senator Schumer has seen it, reportedly, as some kind of puzzle piece in the New York political patronage system and he has failed.

What Senator Feinstein has seen, to justify joining Schumer in rubber-stamping Mukasey, I cannot guess.

It is obvious that both those Senators should look to the meaning of the story of Daniel Levin and recant their support for Mukasey's confirmation.

And they should look into their own committee's history and recall that in 1973, their predecessors were able to wring even from Richard Nixon, a guarantee of a Special Prosecutor (ultimately a Special Prosecutor of Richard Nixon!), in exchange for their approval of his new Attorney General, Elliott Richardson.

If they could get that out of Nixon, you -- before you confirm the President's latest human echo tomorrow -- you better be able to get a "yes" or a "no"… out of Michael Mukasey.

Ideally you should lock this government down financially until a special prosecutor is appointed -- or fifty of them -- but I'm not holding my breath. The "yes" or the "no" on water-boarding will have to suffice.

Because, remember... if you can't get it, or you won't... with the time between tonight and the next presidential election likely to be the longest year of our lives, you are leaving this country, and all of us, to the water-boards -- symbolic and otherwise -- of George W. Bush.

Ultimately, Mr. Bush, the real question isn't... who approved the water-boarding of this fiend Khalid Sheik Mohammed and two others.

It is: why were they water-boarded?

Study after study for generation after generation, sir, has confirmed that torture gets people to talk, torture gets people to plead, torture gets people to break, but torture does not get them to tell the truth.

Of course, Mr. Bush, this isn't a problem, if you don't care if the terrorist plots they tell you about, are the truth... or just something to stop the tormentors from drowning them.

If, say, a President simply needed a constant supply of terrorist threats to keep a country scared…

If, say, he needed phony plots to play hero during, and to boast about interrupting, and to use to distract people from the threat he**didn't** interrupt…

If, say, he realized that even terrorized people still need good ghost stories before they will let a President pillage the Constitution…

Well, heck, Mr. Bush, who better to dream them up for you… than an actual terrorist?

He'll tell you every thing he ever fantasized doing, in his most horrific of daydreams -- his equivalent of the day you "flew" onto the deck of the Lincoln to explain you'd won in Iraq.

Now if that's what this is all about -- you tortured not because you're so stupid you think torture produces confession -- but you tortured because you're smart enough to know it produces really authentic-sounding fiction -- well, then… you're going to need all the lawyers you can find… because that crime wouldn't just mean impeachment, would it Sir?

That crime would mean George W. Bush is going to prison.

Thus the master tumblers turn, and the lock yields, and the hidden explanations can all be perceived, in their exact proportions, in their exact progressions.

Daniel Levin's eminently practical, eminently logical, eminently patriotic way of testing the legality of waterboarding… has to vanish -- and him, with it.

Thus Alberto Gonzales has to use that brain that sounds like an old car trying to start on a freezing morning, to undo eight centuries of the forward march of law and government.

Thus Dick Cheney, has to ridiculously assert that confirming we do or do not use any particular interrogation technique, would somehow help the terrorists.

Thus Michael Mukasey, on the eve of the vote that will make him the high priest of the law of this land, cannot and must not answer a question, nor even hint that he has thought about a question, which merely concerns the theoretical definition of water-boarding as torture.

ent after the jump.

Finally tonight, as promised, a Special Comment on the meaning of the story of former U.S. Acting Assistant Attorney General Daniel Levin.

It is a fact startling in its cynical simplicity and it requires cynical and simple words to be properly expressed:

The Presidency of George W. Bush has now devolved into a criminal conspiracy to cover the ass of George W. Bush.

All the petulancy, all the childish threats, all the blank-stare stupidity;

All the invocations of World War Three, all the sophistic questions about which terrorist attacks we wanted him not to stop, all the phony secrets;

All the claims of executive privilege, all the stumbling tap-dancing of his nominees, all the verbal flatulence of his apologists...

All of it is now -- after one revelation last week -- transparently clear for what it is: the pathetic and desperate manipulation of the government, the re-focusing of our entire nation, towards keeping this mock president, and this unstable vice president, and this departed wildly self-over-rating Attorney General -- and the others -- from potential prosecution for having approved or ordered the illegal torture of prisoners being held in the name of this country.

"Waterboarding is torture," Daniel Levin was to write.

Daniel Levin was no theorist and no protestor.

He was no troublemaking politician.

He was no table-pounding commentator.

Daniel Levin was an astonishingly patriotic American, and a brave man.

Brave not just with words or with stances -- even in a dark time when that kind of bravery can usually be scared -- or bought -- off.

Charged -- as you heard in the story from ABC News last Friday -- with assessing the relative legality of the various nightmares in the Pandora's box that is the Orwell-worthy euphemism "Enhanced Interrogation," Mr. Levin decided that the simplest, and the most honest, way to evaluate them... was to have them enacted upon himself.

Daniel Levin took himself to a military base and let himself be water-boarded.

Mr. Bush -- ever done anything that personally courageous?

Perhaps when you've gone to Walter Reed and teared up over the maimed servicemen? And then gone back to the White House and determined that there would be more maimed servicemen?

Has it been that kind of personal courage, Mr. Bush, when you've spoken of American victims and the triumph of freedom and the sacrifice of your own popularity for the sake of our safety? And then permitted others to fire or discredit or destroy anybody who disagreed with you -- whether they were your own Generals, or... Max Cleeland, or... Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame… or Daniel Levin?

Daniel Levin should have a statue in his honor in Washington right now.

Instead, he was forced out as Acting Assistant Attorney General, nearly three years ago, because he had the guts to do what George Bush couldn't do in a million years: actually put himself at risk for the sake of his country, for the sake of what is right.

And they water-boarded him and he wrote that even though he knew those doing it meant him no harm, and he knew they would rescue him at the instant of the slightest distress, and he knew he would not die -- still, with all that reassurance, he could not stop the terror screaming from inside of him, could not quell the horror, could not convince that which is at the core of each of us -- the entity who exists behind all the embellishments we strap to ourselves, like purpose and name and family and love -- he could not convince his being… that he wasn't drowning.

Water-boarding, he said, is torture.

Legally, it is torture!

Practically, it is torture!

Ethically, it is torture!

And he wrote it down.

Wrote it down somewhere, where it could be contrasted with the words of this country's 43rd President: "The United States of America... does not torture."

Made you into a liar, Mr. Bush.

Made you into, if anybody had the guts to pursue it, a criminal, Mr. Bush.

Water-boarding had already been used on Khalid Sheik Mohammed and a couple of other men none of us really care about -- except, Sir, for the one detail you'd forgotten -- that there are rules, and even if we just make up these rules, this country observes them anyway, because we're Americans, Sir, and we're better than that.

We're better than you.

And the man your Justice Department selected to decide whether or not water-boarding was torture, had decided, and not in some phony academic fashion, nor while wearing the Walter Mitty poseur attire of flight-suit and helmet.

He had put his money, Mr. Bush, where your mouth was.

So, your sleazy sycophantic henchman Mr. Gonzales had him append an asterisk suggesting his black-and-white answer wasn't black-and-white, that there might have been a quasi-legal way of torturing people, maybe with an absolute time limit and a physician entitled to stop it, maybe, if your administration had ever bothered to set any rules or any guidelines…

And then when your people realized that even that was too dangerous, Daniel Le Vin was branded "too independent" and "someone who could (not) be counted on."

In other words, Mr. Bush, somebody you couldn't count on to lie for you.

So, Levin was fired.

Because if it ever got out what he'd concluded, and the lengths to which he went, to validate that conclusion, anybody who had sanctioned water-boarding, and who-knows-what-else… anybody -- you yourself, Sir -- you would have been screwed.

And screwed you are.

It can't be coincidence that the story of Daniel Levin should emerge from the black hole of this secret society of a presidency just at the conclusion of the unhappy saga of the newest Attorney General Nominee.

Another patriot somewhere, listened as Judge Mukasey mumbled like he'd never heard of water-boarding, and refuse to answer in words… that which Daniel Levin answered on a water-board somewhere in Maryland or Virginia three years ago.

And this someone also heard George Bush say "The United States of America does not torture"... and realized either he was lying or this wasn't the United States of America any more, and either way, he needed to do something about it.

Not in the way Levin needed to do something about it, but in a brave way nonetheless.

We have United States Senators who need to do something about it, too.

Chairman Leahy of the Judiciary Committee has seen this for what it is and said "enough."

Senator Schumer has seen it, reportedly, as some kind of puzzle piece in the New York political patronage system and he has failed.

What Senator Feinstein has seen, to justify joining Schumer in rubber-stamping Mukasey, I cannot guess.

It is obvious that both those Senators should look to the meaning of the story of Daniel Levin and recant their support for Mukasey's confirmation.

And they should look into their own committee's history and recall that in 1973, their predecessors were able to wring even from Richard Nixon, a guarantee of a Special Prosecutor (ultimately a Special Prosecutor of Richard Nixon!), in exchange for their approval of his new Attorney General, Elliott Richardson.

If they could get that out of Nixon, you -- before you confirm the President's latest human echo tomorrow -- you better be able to get a "yes" or a "no"… out of Michael Mukasey.

Ideally you should lock this government down financially until a special prosecutor is appointed -- or fifty of them -- but I'm not holding my breath. The "yes" or the "no" on water-boarding will have to suffice.

Because, remember... if you can't get it, or you won't... with the time between tonight and the next presidential election likely to be the longest year of our lives, you are leaving this country, and all of us, to the water-boards -- symbolic and otherwise -- of George W. Bush.

Ultimately, Mr. Bush, the real question isn't... who approved the water-boarding of this fiend Khalid Sheik Mohammed and two others.

It is: why were they water-boarded?

Study after study for generation after generation, sir, has confirmed that torture gets people to talk, torture gets people to plead, torture gets people to break, but torture does not get them to tell the truth.

Of course, Mr. Bush, this isn't a problem, if you don't care if the terrorist plots they tell you about, are the truth... or just something to stop the tormentors from drowning them.

If, say, a President simply needed a constant supply of terrorist threats to keep a country scared…

If, say, he needed phony plots to play hero during, and to boast about interrupting, and to use to distract people from the threat he**didn't** interrupt…

If, say, he realized that even terrorized people still need good ghost stories before they will let a President pillage the Constitution…

Well, heck, Mr. Bush, who better to dream them up for you… than an actual terrorist?

He'll tell you every thing he ever fantasized doing, in his most horrific of daydreams -- his equivalent of the day you "flew" onto the deck of the Lincoln to explain you'd won in Iraq.

Now if that's what this is all about -- you tortured not because you're so stupid you think torture produces confession -- but you tortured because you're smart enough to know it produces really authentic-sounding fiction -- well, then… you're going to need all the lawyers you can find… because that crime wouldn't just mean impeachment, would it Sir?

That crime would mean George W. Bush is going to prison.

Thus the master tumblers turn, and the lock yields, and the hidden explanations can all be perceived, in their exact proportions, in their exact progressions.

Daniel Levin's eminently practical, eminently logical, eminently patriotic way of testing the legality of waterboarding… has to vanish -- and him, with it.

Thus Alberto Gonzales has to use that brain that sounds like an old car trying to start on a freezing morning, to undo eight centuries of the forward march of law and government.

Thus Dick Cheney, has to ridiculously assert that confirming we do or do not use any particular interrogation technique, would somehow help the terrorists.

Thus Michael Mukasey, on the eve of the vote that will make him the high priest of the law of this land, cannot and must not answer a question, nor even hint that he has thought about a question, which merely concerns the theoretical definition of water-boarding as torture.

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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 07:52 PM
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14. Hmmm, No idea where that came from...
Paul BRown and Woody Hayes

RL
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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 08:00 PM
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16. Ooh- I have a good one
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2521513960026712816mfAGmD

a link to pics from my recent trip to Australia!
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ileus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 08:02 PM
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17. okay...
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many a good man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 08:05 PM
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18. SELECT 800,
SELECT 800,
TABLE_OWNER "TABLE OWNER",
TABLE_NAME "TABLE NAME",
COMMAND "COMMAND ISSUED",
0 - EXECUTIONS "EXECUTIONS",
DISK_READS "DISK READS",
GETS "BUFFER GETS",
ROWS_PROCESSED "ROWS PROCESSED"
FROM (
SELECT DISTINCT EXECUTIONS,
COMMAND,
TABLE_OWNER,
TABLE_NAME,
GETS,
ROWS_PROCESSED,
DISK_READS
FROM (
SELECT DECODE (A.COMMAND_TYPE, 2, 'INSERT ', 3, 'SELECT ', 6, 'UPDATE ',
7, 'DELETE ', 26, 'TABLE LOCK ') COMMAND,
C.OWNER TABLE_OWNER,
C.NAME TABLE_NAME,
SUM(A.DISK_READS) DISK_READS,
SUM(0 - A.EXECUTIONS) EXECUTIONS,
SUM(A.BUFFER_GETS) GETS,
SUM(A.ROWS_PROCESSED) ROWS_PROCESSED
FROM SYS.V_$SQL A, SYS.V_$OBJECT_DEPENDENCY B, SYS.V_$DB_OBJECT_CACHE C
WHERE A.COMMAND_TYPE IN (2, 3, 6, 7, 26)
AND B.FROM_ADDRESS = A.ADDRESS
AND B.TO_OWNER = C.OWNER
AND B.TO_NAME = C.NAME
AND C.TYPE = 'TABLE'
AND C.OWNER NOT IN ('SYS', 'SYSTEM')
GROUP BY A.COMMAND_TYPE, C.OWNER, C.NAME ) )
WHERE ROWNUM <= 100

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tekisui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 08:05 PM
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19. Link to article--Bhutto and Mushy and nukes.
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 08:12 PM
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20. Well....

See my thread for these in the lounge...:evilgrin:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 08:54 PM
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21. hmmm
Edited on Tue Nov-06-07 08:55 PM by Southpawkicker



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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 12:04 AM
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32. ok
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Lyric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 08:54 PM
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22. here ya go
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JBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 10:10 PM
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23. Ew, fuck
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 03:31 AM
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48. GIVE IT UP, JBOY
you can't post that with no f***ing story
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JBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 10:31 AM
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53. I posted that in another forum
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 10:11 PM
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24. Another "Heroes", Another Scene of Shirtless Peter Petrelli
For my copycat with 'sgt schultz' substituted
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JTG of the PRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:08 PM
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26. Here you go!
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Der Blaue Engel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:19 PM
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27. 1283590
:shrug:
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:21 PM
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28. it's a nude picture of Danny Bonaduce
nobody needs to see that. Hell, *I* didn't need to see it, but he curiosity was too much.
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 10:35 AM
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55. And yet you hit "control C"
Hmmmmmm. :D
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:34 PM
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29. A picture of Hugo Weaving as Elrond
Edited on Tue Nov-06-07 11:35 PM by Canuckistanian


My son was asking if I knew the actor who played "V" in "V for Vendetta". I knew it was Hugo Weaving, but i was surprised to find out he was Elrond in Lord of the Rings.

This was found on a Canadian website.
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 11:57 PM
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30. Lmao!
738-658-8466
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Indi Guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 12:03 AM
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31. chickenhawk.gif
Edited on Wed Nov-07-07 12:03 AM by Indi Guy
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 12:51 AM
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33. Have you made any modifications to s_game? I'm getting a conflict committing.
I was on AIM.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 01:07 AM
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34. Mine was a pic:


Someone in GD called me "iggy", seemingly as some sort of "troll" inference.
I don't get it, so that was my nonverbal response.
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 01:12 AM
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35. "Even my boogers are spicy."
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 01:26 AM
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36. this is hilarious
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JBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 11:30 AM
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63. Oh shit that's funny
:rofl:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 01:32 AM
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37. ok
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From The Ashes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 01:35 AM
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38. Okay...
here it is...
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 01:40 AM
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39. Link to a novel
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hiphopnation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 01:48 AM
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40. i'm afraid...but here goes...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAa8vwmeewU

oh, it's an aretha franklin video.

not so bad...actually, quite amazing.

enjoy!

:bounce:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 01:49 AM
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41. here
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 01:49 AM
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42. Here you go
In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a <[speedy trial|speedy>] and <[public trial>], by an <[Impartiality|impartial>] <[jury>] of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed
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RebelSansCause Donating Member (304 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 01:50 AM
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43. well since you insist, the algorithim to prove that women are evil!!!!!
Women are the product of time and money: women = time x money
Time is money: time = money
So women are money squared: women = money^2
Money is the root of all evil: money = root evil
So women are evil: women = root evil squared = evil

yay for corny math jokes, ah the joys of being a physics major. i was showing my friend and now im showing you. (it works better if i have square roots and powers)
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 02:13 AM
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44. Just did a video post:
On Tuesday November 6th CODEPINKers were unnecessarily detained and harassed by Capitol Hill Police in Congress.
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 02:22 AM
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45. OK...
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?"

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. (one for the chemists)

What's another word for Thesaurus?

You know how it is when you decide to lie and say the check is in the mail, and then you remember it really is? I'm like that all the time.

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale."

I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York.

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.

You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time.

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.

I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium."

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.

Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said, "Uh... I don't think so...he's only 2 months old." I said, "I'll wait."

I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it.

I was born by Caesarian section...but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.

I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by.

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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twenty4blackbirds Donating Member (418 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 02:36 AM
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46. link
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GrpCaptMandrake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 03:11 AM
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47. Weirdness about the latest busted perv
The museum, formerly known as the Capital Children's Museum, has been closed to the public since 2004, and operates from administrative offices, the statement said. A new facility is being built and is scheduled to open in 2012


This particular perv got taken down by the ICE-men. American citizen. American transactions.

What the ICE-men, an organization that ordinarily spends its time destroying the families of brown people had to do with it, I guess we'll never know.

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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 03:33 AM
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49. OK, guess who.
Edited on Wed Nov-07-07 03:34 AM by sakabatou
It is a fact startling in its cynical simplicity and it requires cynical and simple words to be properly expressed:

The Presidency of George W. Bush has now devolved into a criminal conspiracy to cover the ass of George W. Bush.

All the petulancy, all the childish threats, all the blank-stare stupidity;

All the invocations of World War Three, all the sophistic questions about which terrorist attacks we wanted him not to stop, all the phony secrets;

All the claims of executive privilege, all the stumbling tap-dancing of his nominees, all the verbal flatulence of his apologists...

All of it is now -- after one revelation last week -- transparently clear for what it is: the pathetic and desperate manipulation of the government, the re-focusing of our entire nation, towards keeping this mock president, and this unstable vice president, and this departed wildly self-over-rating Attorney General -- and the others -- from potential prosecution for having approved or ordered the illegal torture of prisoners being held in the name of this country.

"Waterboarding is torture," Daniel Levin was to write.

Daniel Levin was no theorist and no protestor.

He was no troublemaking politician.

He was no table-pounding commentator.

Daniel Levin was an astonishingly patriotic American, and a brave man.

Brave not just with words or with stances -- even in a dark time when that kind of bravery can usually be scared -- or bought -- off.

Charged -- as you heard in the story from ABC News last Friday -- with assessing the relative legality of the various nightmares in the Pandora's box that is the Orwell-worthy euphemism "Enhanced Interrogation," Mr. Levin decided that the simplest, and the most honest, way to evaluate them... was to have them enacted upon himself.

Daniel Levin took himself to a military base and let himself be water-boarded.

Mr. Bush -- ever done anything that personally courageous?

Perhaps when you've gone to Walter Reed and teared up over the maimed servicemen? And then gone back to the White House and determined that there would be more maimed servicemen?

Has it been that kind of personal courage, Mr. Bush, when you've spoken of American victims and the triumph of freedom and the sacrifice of your own popularity for the sake of our safety? And then permitted others to fire or discredit or destroy anybody who disagreed with you -- whether they were your own Generals, or... Max Cleeland, or... Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame… or Daniel Levin?

Daniel Levin should have a statue in his honor in Washington right now.

Instead, he was forced out as Acting Assistant Attorney General, nearly three years ago, because he had the guts to do what George Bush couldn't do in a million years: actually put himself at risk for the sake of his country, for the sake of what is right.

And they water-boarded him and he wrote that even though he knew those doing it meant him no harm, and he knew they would rescue him at the instant of the slightest distress, and he knew he would not die -- still, with all that reassurance, he could not stop the terror screaming from inside of him, could not quell the horror, could not convince that which is at the core of each of us -- the entity who exists behind all the embellishments we strap to ourselves, like purpose and name and family and love -- he could not convince his being… that he wasn't drowning.

Water-boarding, he said, is torture.

Legally, it is torture!

Practically, it is torture!

Ethically, it is torture!

And he wrote it down.

Wrote it down somewhere, where it could be contrasted with the words of this country's 43rd President: "The United States of America... does not torture."

Made you into a liar, Mr. Bush.

Made you into, if anybody had the guts to pursue it, a criminal, Mr. Bush.

Water-boarding had already been used on Khalid Sheik Mohammed and a couple of other men none of us really care about -- except, Sir, for the one detail you'd forgotten -- that there are rules, and even if we just make up these rules, this country observes them anyway, because we're Americans, Sir, and we're better than that.

We're better than you.

And the man your Justice Department selected to decide whether or not water-boarding was torture, had decided, and not in some phony academic fashion, nor while wearing the Walter Mitty poseur attire of flight-suit and helmet.

He had put his money, Mr. Bush, where your mouth was.

So, your sleazy sycophantic henchman Mr. Gonzales had him append an asterisk suggesting his black-and-white answer wasn't black-and-white, that there might have been a quasi-legal way of torturing people, maybe with an absolute time limit and a physician entitled to stop it, maybe, if your administration had ever bothered to set any rules or any guidelines…

And then when your people realized that even that was too dangerous, Daniel Le Vin was branded "too independent" and "someone who could (not) be counted on."

In other words, Mr. Bush, somebody you couldn't count on to lie for you.

So, Levin was fired.

Because if it ever got out what he'd concluded, and the lengths to which he went, to validate that conclusion, anybody who had sanctioned water-boarding, and who-knows-what-else… anybody -- you yourself, Sir -- you would have been screwed.

And screwed you are.

It can't be coincidence that the story of Daniel Levin should emerge from the black hole of this secret society of a presidency just at the conclusion of the unhappy saga of the newest Attorney General Nominee.

Another patriot somewhere, listened as Judge Mukasey mumbled like he'd never heard of water-boarding, and refuse to answer in words… that which Daniel Levin answered on a water-board somewhere in Maryland or Virginia three years ago.

And this someone also heard George Bush say "The United States of America does not torture"... and realized either he was lying or this wasn't the United States of America any more, and either way, he needed to do something about it.

Not in the way Levin needed to do something about it, but in a brave way nonetheless.

We have United States Senators who need to do something about it, too.

Chairman Leahy of the Judiciary Committee has seen this for what it is and said "enough."

Senator Schumer has seen it, reportedly, as some kind of puzzle piece in the New York political patronage system and he has failed.

What Senator Feinstein has seen, to justify joining Schumer in rubber-stamping Mukasey, I cannot guess.

It is obvious that both those Senators should look to the meaning of the story of Daniel Levin and recant their support for Mukasey's confirmation.

And they should look into their own committee's history and recall that in 1973, their predecessors were able to wring even from Richard Nixon, a guarantee of a Special Prosecutor (ultimately a Special Prosecutor of Richard Nixon!), in exchange for their approval of his new Attorney General, Elliott Richardson.

If they could get that out of Nixon, you -- before you confirm the President's latest human echo tomorrow -- you better be able to get a "yes" or a "no"… out of Michael Mukasey.

Ideally you should lock this government down financially until a special prosecutor is appointed -- or fifty of them -- but I'm not holding my breath. The "yes" or the "no" on water-boarding will have to suffice.

Because, remember... if you can't get it, or you won't... with the time between tonight and the next presidential election likely to be the longest year of our lives, you are leaving this country, and all of us, to the water-boards -- symbolic and otherwise -- of George W. Bush.

Ultimately, Mr. Bush, the real question isn't... who approved the water-boarding of this fiend Khalid Sheik Mohammed and two others.

It is: why were they water-boarded?

Study after study for generation after generation, sir, has confirmed that torture gets people to talk, torture gets people to plead, torture gets people to break, but torture does not get them to tell the truth.

Of course, Mr. Bush, this isn't a problem, if you don't care if the terrorist plots they tell you about, are the truth... or just something to stop the tormentors from drowning them.

If, say, a President simply needed a constant supply of terrorist threats to keep a country scared…

If, say, he needed phony plots to play hero during, and to boast about interrupting, and to use to distract people from the threat he**didn't** interrupt…

If, say, he realized that even terrorized people still need good ghost stories before they will let a President pillage the Constitution…

Well, heck, Mr. Bush, who better to dream them up for you… than an actual terrorist?

He'll tell you every thing he ever fantasized doing, in his most horrific of daydreams -- his equivalent of the day you "flew" onto the deck of the Lincoln to explain you'd won in Iraq.

Now if that's what this is all about -- you tortured not because you're so stupid you think torture produces confession -- but you tortured because you're smart enough to know it produces really authentic-sounding fiction -- well, then… you're going to need all the lawyers you can find… because that crime wouldn't just mean impeachment, would it Sir?

That crime would mean George W. Bush is going to prison.

Thus the master tumblers turn, and the lock yields, and the hidden explanations can all be perceived, in their exact proportions, in their exact progressions.

Daniel Levin's eminently practical, eminently logical, eminently patriotic way of testing the legality of waterboarding… has to vanish -- and him, with it.

Thus Alberto Gonzales has to use that brain that sounds like an old car trying to start on a freezing morning, to undo eight centuries of the forward march of law and government.

Thus Dick Cheney, has to ridiculously assert that confirming we do or do not use any particular interrogation technique, would somehow help the terrorists.

Thus Michael Mukasey, on the eve of the vote that will make him the high priest of the law of this land, cannot and must not answer a question, nor even hint that he has thought about a question, which merely concerns the theoretical definition of water-boarding as torture.

Because, Mr. Bush, in the seven years of your nightmare presidency, this whole string of events has been transformed
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regnaD kciN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 04:09 AM
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50. Here's an exciting one...
washington state

:boring:

Hey, I was keywording images for my stock photo agency. Lots of them were taken in Washington state!


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tkmorris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 04:28 AM
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51. Hmm, I don't know what this is from
17-42569/FLO

Even a Google yields nothing.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 05:07 AM
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52. It's a link to a funny news release about a nautical freeper
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 10:33 AM
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54. Huh, let's see...
Received in a formalin-containing bottle is a cylindrical piece of skin and adipose tissue measuring 0.3 by 0.3 by 0.3 cm. The specimen is submitted entirely in a single cassette. Due to shrinkage, measurements may be different than those at time of procedure.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 10:36 AM
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56. Do you believe President Bush's actions justify impeachment? * 580299 responses
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 11:09 AM
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57. Seriesly, this is what happened with a CTRL-V
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 11:15 AM
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58. ok
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 11:17 AM
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59. Sun Ray 2 client, 1600x1200 max resolution, 2 USB
Sun Ray 2 client, 1600x1200 max resolution, 2 USB
ports, 1 serial port, RoHS-6 compliant. Type 7 USB
country kit not included.
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HERVEPA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 11:24 AM
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60. 3371 US Highway 1 Lawrenceville, NJ. 08648
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Marrah_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 11:28 AM
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61. I can't...it's confidential!
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 11:29 AM
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62. July 30, 2007 n/t
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 11:48 AM
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64. I'm at work-
It's a results table from my EDAX system...

Element Wt % At %
O K 34.01 52.09
NaK 1.74 1.86
MgK 8.13 8.20
AlK 1.00 0.91
SiK 8.32 7.26
P K 11.43 9.05
S K 1.02 0.78
CaK 27.70 16.94
FeK 6.64 2.92
Total 100.00 100.00
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