Dance in your underwear, win cash!

[Archae]

From Jockey.
:D

Jockey: Underwear Clad Dance Could Win $5K
Contest Calls For Clean, Fun Underwear Dances

MILWAUKEE -- Bust out the boxers, shake what nature gave you, and you might be the $5,000 winner of Jockey's UnderWars.

The Kenosha-based maker of intimate apparel is sponsoring an online competition for adults to post videos of themselves dancing in their drawers.

Aspiring exhibitionists have until Nov. 15 to upload their videos. The competition will be capped at 32 participants, who will be randomly divided into tournament brackets and will advance based on online votes.

http://www.wisn.com/news/14518160/detail.html

[Generic Brad]

1. They do not want to see me dancing in my underwear.

I DON'T want to see me dancing in my underwear.

[Archae]

2. Same here, I think the judges would have heart failures seeing me in my underwear.

:-)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. If I danced in my underwear and posted the video on Youtube,

the earth would tumble off its axis and spin uncontrollably into the closest black hole. It would be the end of the world as we know it.

Or if that didn't happen, they might at least offer me the $5K to pull the video...