WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE JUST CLUB ME TO DEATH AND GET IT OVER WITH?

[Writer]

Am I really the only person who has this much difficulty getting her life going?

@#$%!

~Writer the Pissy~

[Deep13]

1. Um, no. I don't think doing that will help get your life in order.

Besides, I need to keep my clubs in good shape for baby harp seal season.

WHAT? Did I say something offensive?:shrug: :evilgrin:

[Writer]

3. You farkin' SEALOPHOBE!

:P

Sometimes I wish so much that I were stupid enough to be comfortable with the easy route in life.

[EstimatedProphet]

2. If that's what you want...

I'll need your address, and a handwritten and signed note absolving me of all responsibility. Notarized too, of course.

[Writer]

4. All that is in the mail...

k? :7

[Deja Q]

5. How big of a club are you looking for?

And why "to death"? That'd hurt.

[Writer]

7. Hurt? Yeah, well, it sucks but you have to do what you have to do, capiche?

;)

[DS1]

6. Locking

DUers, as well-intentioned as they are, are not equipped with the ability to give solicited medical beatings.

[Writer]

8. How about UNsolicited medical beatings?

For instance, I'm not going to tell you that I will be standing on the corner of Elm and Main at 11:47 tonight... ;)

[Dr. Strange]

9. What? This beating is being solicited by the United Nations?

Swear to God, I've NEVER heard of them doing that.
Ever.

[DS1]

11. Okay, can I have your stuff when we're done

:)

[MissMillie]

10. Writer, dear

Life is what happens while you're trying to get it going.

[spinbaby]

12. Poor Writer

I'll bet this is because it's National Novel Writing Month. Just think soothing thoughts and keep writing.