Oooh, too much hand lotion.

[Sugar Smack]

I look like I'm practicing to be an evil overlord. For the past hour.

Who wants some?

[Richardo]

1. ..

Hahmana hahmana hahmana













(And now my Friday night is complete) :hi: :pals: :loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

5. You look like you might have a stiff neck.

*massages lotion on Richardo's neck to relax him* :hug:

[Richardo]

8. That reminds me of a joke...

A guy and a gal were making out in the back seat of the car on a scenic overlook. Suddenly, they hear a rapping sound and see a policeman tapping on the window. The guy rolls down the window and the policeman says "What are you two doing back there?"

"Just necking, officer." the guy said.

"Well, put your neck back in your pants and get out of here." :D

[Sugar Smack]

19. You're just bawdy, hon.

Bawdy. B-) Are you trying to get my innocent too-much-lotion thread locked?

I'd forgive you, you know.:D

[Richardo]

33. Au contraire, cherie

I was doing my best NOT to get the thread locked.

You should have seen my first 2-3 drafts ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

2. Must. Resist. Making. That. Joke.

Er, ah, no need for lotion. Yet.

[Sugar Smack]

9. Yr cheekbones are looking somewhat chapped, lovie. Must be the wind.

*gently feathers GOPisevil's cheeks with fabulously-scented but overabundant lotion*

Don't you feel better now? :D :bounce: :toast: :yourock: :pals:

[GOPisEvil]

10. Well, that's ONE use for excess hand lotion.

Ahhh..soft as a baby's butt...(if a baby's butt had a 5 o'clock shadow) :D

[Sugar Smack]

12. See? This hurts me more than it's going to hurt you.

:P

[GOPisEvil]

13. Ohhh...I dunno about THAT...

:D

[Sugar Smack]

26. "It puts the lotion in the basket. It does that whenever it's told."

See? You don't even have to do the joke now. You can just sit back & enjoy another beer.. Congrats on the exam, BTW!!:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[Deja Q]

3. Ooh! Me! Me! Me!

:loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

11. Roll up your sleeves.

I'm going to rub this into your forearms. Be patient. It may take a while. And quit squirming around! Or I'll give you the "sunburn".

:loveya: x 1,000.

[Deja Q]

34. ADHD or not, I shall learn to be patient!!

:loveya:

[TK421]

4. From you? I'm waiting.....

:D

[Sugar Smack]

14. Take off yr shirt.

Good. I'm writing "I WUV YOU" on your back. In mint.

[TK421]

18. I'm shaking right now....UGGhhhh ...AHHHHH....OOHHH yeah

ummm....sorry, that got a bit out of control for a second. But you've made me do something no one else has done, and that is take off my shirt! :D which I did...

[Sugar Smack]

21. Sorry if I left marks. I did use my fingernail.

Maybe you needed a back scratch.:hug:

[TK421]

25. heh... backscratch .............yeah

now you're speaking my language.....a little lower......lower......lower....yeah, that's it!!!!

:P You know how to get to my heart, you little vixen, you...

[KG]

6. i got something for that lotion, little honey.

:hi:

[Sugar Smack]

15. *Takes KG's hands in hers.*

Plays with fingers, admires lifeline, helps KG to extra lotion.

DUDE! You need a manicure, and FAST!!!

:wow: :rofl: :D

[DS1]

7. Your mandatory pussy might appreciate some flavored hand lotion

because the poor thing is going to have to lick it all out of its fur.


Yeah, good start to being an evil overlord. Abuse your cat.

[Sugar Smack]

16. IBTL!!! Oh, Jesus. Wait, this is my thread.

:spank: I have a 2x4 with Bath & Body Works & your name written all over it.

Sophie says *ppphltltlphtltlbt* }(

[RetroLounge]

17. Yes, Please...

:hi:

RL

[Sugar Smack]

20. I think I'll start by rubbing some Carmex into your lips.

And follow up with a nice oatmeal facial. There's going to be a hot damp towel around your neck in a moment, but it'll cool off a little. Let me see your hands. I'll get Carmen to bring the buffer. Would you like some chilled sparkling cider, dear?

[RetroLounge]

22. Oh, my...

yes, please...

:loveya:

RL

[DS1]

23. ugh

facial and oatmeal indicates a serious medical problem

[Sugar Smack]

24. And what indicates a serious medical problem, redass?

:rofl: Oatmeal on the face? Shiny nails?:D Carmen fanning you with a vintage peacock feather fan from the Roaring Twenties?

[DS1]

32. any produce that chunky and full of fiber and whole grains

indicates that a trip to the doctor is in order

[Ptah]

27. Hallelujah

[Sugar Smack]

28. Shoulders, please.

You've been holding that 22-foot camera all day. First, I'll give your shoulders a big *YOINK* backward. Is that alright? Mine hurt too, actually. Could you possibly do same for me? Thanx en avance!! :-)

[Ptah]

29. First, look up. ^

[Sugar Smack]

30. WHERE WAS THAT TAKEN? Florida?

I'm WHACKO over Florida. The KEYS. Oh...:cry: They're so BEAUTIFUL.

[Ptah]

31. Pima County, USA

Hot town, summer in the city.

[rug]

35. Well, as long as your hands are well oiled, I'm sure someone in the Lounge will pm you.

[Richardo]

36. I for one welcome our Sugar Smack overlords...