happy 118th birthday north & south dakota

[sniffa]

i can't beLieve it's been 1416 months since you burst forth from the Love canaL (yes, the one aL gore actuaLLy discovered) of america. congratuLations on outLiving the average american. :patriot:

now that the niceties are out of the way, aLLow me to bLunt; this feud between you two needs to finaLLy end. i mean, even the hatfieLds and mccoys finaLLy stopped feuding, and their feud invoLved murders.

so pLease, north dakota and south dakota, pLease see the Light at the end of the tunneL, which is the best possibLe outcome for you, america, the worLd, and jesus.

remember: even east and west germany finaLLy made amends and reunited. so i say to you, dakotas, "TEAR DOWN THAT WALL."

[sniffa]

1. jeezuz, i thought DU was better thasn this

:eyes:

no wonder daschLe Lost.

[JTG of the PRB]

2. Hey, I appreciate the thread...

I just don't believe in publicizing the ND/SD feud for reasons of promoting the populace of their states and encouraging them to end their hostilities and become a United Dakota. There can NEVER be a United Dakota because their people will overrun us with talk of the Black Hills, Mount Rushmore, and "Hey, we're pretty close to Canada. Canada is neat!"

No, no. i will not fall for that trap. Not again. Not after Minnesota assured me, "Yah, sure, everyhing is okay, eh? 'Salright, eh?" and then went on to elect Jessie Ventura, that free-thinking fiend bent on shaking up the political schemes of America.

NO! Fie on a United Dakota! FIE!!!

[Dr. Strange]

3. I spent a few years out in East Dakota.

There's pretty hard feelings there, let me tell you. When I told North and South Dakotans where I was from, they looked at me like I was crazy. Wouldn't even acknowledge my state. As far as they were concerned, it didn't exist.

I don't think there can ever be a United Dakota.

[sniffa]

5. you couLd aLways revoLt

east dakotans, rise up against your oppressors.

[JTG of the PRB]

6. But then what of West Dakota?

They would be left at the mercy of the despot ruler of Central Dakota! That cannot happen! We must save West Dakota!

[madinmaryland]

4. My god Sniffa, you are fucking BRILLIANT!!1!! I'm heading to the

dakota's tomorrow to help unite them. A perfect way to get rid of two repub senators!

Next stop is the Carolinas!!1!!