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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 05:04 PM Original message |
The sound of my morbidly obese roommates scraping of his spoon against his bowl |
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QueenOfCalifornia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
1. Hmmmm.... |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 05:24 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. The hell of it is, about 95 percent of what is in the kitchen belongs to me |
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QueenOfCalifornia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 05:30 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Maybe |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 05:38 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. ..... |
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QueenOfCalifornia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 05:40 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. How old is |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 05:45 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. Three other people...and only one of them I truly like |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 05:54 PM Response to Reply #6 |
18. All of them are at least two years younger than me ( about 29-30 ) |
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LibraLiz1973 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 05:40 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. his "fat friend"?? |
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QueenOfCalifornia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 05:42 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. That was his description... |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 05:46 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Pleasingly plump! |
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QueenOfCalifornia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 05:47 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Squeezably Soft |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 05:48 PM Response to Reply #10 |
12. Big and beautiful! |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 05:49 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. Circumferentially advantaged |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 05:51 PM Response to Reply #13 |
15. Large and in-charge? |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 05:53 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. Abdominally Enlarged |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 06:03 PM Response to Reply #17 |
24. Big-boned....let's not forget big boned |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 06:16 PM Original message |
SMLTSBSIASIODWTJK |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 06:21 PM Response to Original message |
33. hahahaha... |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 06:23 PM Response to Original message |
34. Took the words right out of my mouth, you did |
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RubyDuby in GA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 07:28 PM Response to Reply #7 |
48. I prefer Rubenesque |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 07:32 PM Response to Reply #48 |
49. what is Rubenesque? |
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RubyDuby in GA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 10:06 PM Response to Reply #49 |
50. Rubens painted... |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 11:11 PM Response to Reply #50 |
55. Gotcha n/t |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 11:33 PM Response to Reply #7 |
63. hefty is a brand of garbage bag....far too nice n/t |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 05:48 PM Response to Reply #5 |
11. Actually...the OP stated that he was "morbidly obese" |
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QueenOfCalifornia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 05:56 PM Response to Reply #11 |
20. So... when is morbidly obese |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 06:00 PM Original message |
Well, it's just easier to say that someone is fat |
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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 05:51 PM Response to Original message |
14. You Spoon Your Roommate? |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 05:55 PM Response to Reply #14 |
19. through the eye-socket, maybe....oh, wait a sec |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 05:51 PM Response to Original message |
16. Do you have a lock on your bedroom door? Check under you bed for condiments. |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 05:57 PM Response to Reply #16 |
21. I do indeed have a lock on my bedroom door...but I'm not sure why I would |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 06:00 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. Condiments may indicate that you roommate is planning a late night snack, if you get my drift. |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 06:02 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. sorry...but I don't |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 06:06 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. No, I'm saying that you could end up being his late night snack. |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 06:08 PM Response to Reply #25 |
27. Oh... |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 06:28 PM Response to Reply #25 |
36. I know I'm sexy, but I really don't think I would taste that good |
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QueenOfCalifornia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 06:06 PM Response to Reply #23 |
26. I will try to say this |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 06:10 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. I just got that...I'm all skin-and-bones...but he knows that anyway |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 06:11 PM Response to Reply #26 |
29. : |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 06:14 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. Well...he looks nothing like Anthony Hopkins ( you could probably fit 8 Anthony Hopkins in him ) |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 06:15 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. Do. He may have forgotten flatware. |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 06:16 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. On second thought...I think I'll keep a katana under my pillow |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 06:26 PM Response to Original message |
35. Oh yes, good one! |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 06:29 PM Response to Reply #35 |
37. Actually....I do have big hands ( long fingers, too ) |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 06:33 PM Response to Reply #37 |
38. Good for ya. |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 06:40 PM Response to Reply #38 |
39. No..I really wouldn't do that. I'm really a very laid-back peaceful person |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 06:42 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. Poor flies. (nt) |
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Missy Vixen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 06:43 PM Response to Original message |
41. YAY! More fat bashing! |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 06:53 PM Response to Reply #41 |
43. Put away that popcorn....this isn't a fat-bashing thread |
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Missy Vixen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 10:36 PM Response to Reply #43 |
54. I read your OP |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 11:14 PM Response to Reply #54 |
56. I'm sorry...but he IS morbidly obese...I can't lie about that |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 06:53 PM Response to Original message |
42. well hey, he has someone to piss off and you have someone to bitch about, sounds like |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 06:54 PM Response to Reply #42 |
44. Not really....but I think my grievances have been well-received, for the most part |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 07:15 PM Response to Reply #42 |
45. But just to set the record straight...he really IS morbidly obese..... |
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hisownpetard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 10:28 PM Response to Reply #45 |
53. Morbidly obese means that a person is at least 100 lbs. overweight. Either |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 11:14 PM Response to Reply #53 |
57. Yup...he is n/t |
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hisownpetard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 11:17 PM Response to Reply #57 |
59. So, saying that is not insulting anyone, it's just stating a medical fact. |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 11:20 PM Response to Reply #59 |
61. Thanks! I was waiting for someone to say that! |
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WritingIsMyReligion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 07:16 PM Response to Original message |
46. Why do you hate fat people?????11!! OMGZZZZ! |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 07:18 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. OMG!!!@@#$@ I didn't know I did!!!!@!@2112 |
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piesRsquare (960 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 10:19 PM Response to Original message |
51. Hey TK |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 11:16 PM Response to Reply #51 |
58. You would probably do well to do without them for the rest of your life |
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hisownpetard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 10:20 PM Response to Original message |
52. Are you sure that sound is not his thighs scraping, in those corduroy pants? |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 11:18 PM Response to Reply #52 |
60. He doesn't wear corduroy...at least not to my knowledge |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-01-07 11:27 PM Response to Original message |
62. oh...here we go....now for annoying roommate number 2..just walked through the door |
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