"Keep Your Clothes On!" Woman Arrested for failing to heed this kindly advice

[QueenOfCalifornia]

A woman began stripping inside a Des Moines tavern about 10:45 p.m., Tuesday night and became enraged when she was told to stop, police said in a report.

Officers were sent to the Sunrise Tap at 4155 Easton Blvd., after hearing that a female customer was out of control.

When police arrived the woman was being held down by patrons and fire medics. Officers were informed that the woman grabbed a whiskey bottle and started smashing things, including a window.



Medics determined she was not seriously injured and the woman was taken into custody, screaming and thrashing about. While being placed in a squad car she allegedly kicked the door of a squad car pinning an officer in the opening and knocking him over.

Shelbie Ann Zimmerman, 22, was charged with public intoxication, criminal mischief and simple assault on a police officer. She was being held in the Polk County Jail this morning on $1,225 bond.


http://desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071031/NEWS/71031003/1001

[MrCoffee]

1. and they didn't taze the hell out of her? cops are getting soft, man.

[KitchenWitch]

2. And who says nothing ever happens in Iowa!

:silly:

[KG]

3. an obvious 'bad hair day' thing.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

4. Can you imagine what she felt like

when she came to in that barf filled cell? (I imagine it that way.)

[Ellen Forradalom]

5. What's Britney doing in Des Moines?

Seriously, I hope she wasn't slipped a roofie.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

6. i think

she was slipped a lot of al-co-hol - people on roofies do not get violent they just pass out.

[Ellen Forradalom]

7. That's certainly the obvious explanation

[Pierre.Suave]

8. So let me get this straight...

A woman in a bar in Iowa starts taking her clothes off and the guys there call the cops?

Weird. I was in a bar in Traverse City Michigan once that became an impromptu strip hall...That was fun. All the bar employees did was block the door and windows so the cops outside could not see what was going on inside. Good times...

Later, on the way to my car the girls kept taking clothes off, and were naked in the parking lot except for their skimpy underwear, and only a reminder that the police drive through here regularly so lets get back in the car and hurry home to continue this, got them in the car...

What a fun night that was.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

9. Isn't that why

the auto industry failed? all the local bars filled with local gals stripping?

CALL MICHAEL MOORE!

[Pierre.Suave]

10. I dont think that is the reason

I really dont.

And the auto industry is FAR from Traverse City Michigan.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

11. it was

sarcasm

[Pierre.Suave]

13. LOL

yeah, I know that...

if I had given a real answer it would have been something along the lines of lack of innovation, crappy quality, uninspired design, etc... that killed the American auto industry.

[Dr. Strange]

19. Call Michael Moore?

Okay, but I swear to God, if Moore start's stripping, YOU'LL have to clean up the mess!

[flvegan]

12. They told her to STOP?

What's wrong with these people?

[Pierre.Suave]

14. No kidding

note to self, do not go to a bar in Iowa, they are popluated by a bunch of prudes...

[redqueen]

15. Fundies?

:shrug:

Sure doesn't make much sense to me.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

16. Iowa

You got trouble my friend

You got trouble right here in river city

They based a whole damned musical on the place being puritanical...

[kwassa]

18. you gotta give Iowa a try

Providing you are contrary.

[Richard Steele]

17. I'm guessing the stripping was secondary to the "swinging bottles and smashing stuff".

And I'm also guessing that more than ALCOHOL was involved.

[Highway61]

20. ahhh....the the result of Jack Daniels...

Priceless

[QueenOfCalifornia]

23. She held them at bay

with a bottle... I love that part.

[cobalt1999]

21. Maybe she was just auditioning for the Jerry Springer show.

It's always amazing what happens when you mix youth, stupidity, and alcohol together.

[Aristus]

22. Did she have time to text her BFFs Jenna and Barbara?

"Eat it J&B! I ttlly got nekkid n a bar! U O Me $$$$$!