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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7071620.stm

Airline bans A380 mile-high club

Singapore Airlines has taken the unusual step of publicly asking passengers on its new Airbus A380 plane not to engage in any sexual activities.

The potential problem has arisen because the first class area of its giant superjumbo contains 12 private suites complete with double beds.

Singapore, which is the first airline to start flying the A380, said the suites were not sound-proofed.

It said it did not want anyone to offend other travellers or crew.
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Iguess that leaves me out. I snore. :rofl:

[Orsino]

1. Only the airlines and TSA are allowed to f--- passengers. n/t

[DemNoir]

2. What a marketing blunder

Do they really think there is any other reason people want those suites?

[Pacifist Patriot]

3. Screw the other passengers, they can wear the complimentary ear plugs.

:)

[flvegan]

4. If you put a flat surface behind a door, people are going to fuck on it.

It's like the 4th Law in the game of life. They should've realized this.

Hell, most folks don't even need a flat surface...or a door. Just makes it easier.

[philosophie_en_rose]

5. Isn't that the purpose of earplugs?

:shrug: