Cantankerous me is dreaming up terrible, antisocial things to do to unsuspecting trick-or-treaters.

[Writer]

The best I can think to do is to moon them then scream "Get off my lawn!"

I'm sure some of you can think of something more creative...


Sincerely,

Writer the Meany.

[Deja Q]

1. Let's show them how baby goblins are made!

:evilgrin:

[Blue Diadem]

2. You could scare the bejeebus out of them.

The neighbor sits very still, dressed up in costume when they come up to the porch. Her DH hands out the candy and then she'll do things like leap at them or reach for them..or chase them down the sidewalk. That was hilarious. All I could hear was a kid screeching and running with this black draped figure chasing him.

Course..she didn't do that to the little kids.

[Writer]

3. That buys into too much of the corporatist Halloween conspiracy!

I mean - all the money for costumes??? All the candy??? It's a consumerist raid on my pocketbook.

I'm the mean woman who's answering the door with wet hair and no bra. That's enough to make any child scream. Hehe... hehehe.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

4. That's me too.

Except my hair is dry now... But earlier it was wet... and fuck the bra thing. It is way too much to ask that I run to the door every 24 seconds while trying to make corn chowder and buffalo wings while also wearing a bra. My feet hurt. My kids should be home soon and they will need baths and no one will be cheerful... waaaaa!

[Guava Jelly]

5. if you are mooning

I'm Trick-or-treating at your house for sure.......