I think it's only right that you apologize. n/t

[hisownpetard]

[Generic Brad]

1. Is love involved?

Because if it is, love means never having to say you're sorry.

[hisownpetard]

4. Only if you're Ryan O'Neal. nt

[yewberry]

2. Okay.

I'm sorry.

[hisownpetard]

5. Thanks! Plain and simple. I like your style!

[yewberry]

8. I'm married.

I know the drill.

[hisownpetard]

9. Hah! I haven't apologized for anything since I got divorced!!!!

[JohnnyLib2]

3. Damnit, you are proving Limbaugh right.

Don't apologize; shoot 'em.

[hisownpetard]

6. No. Don't shoot 'em - just apologize. I promise I won't lord it over you.

[Cabcere]

7. You first!

:P Just kidding, I have no idea what this is all about. :shrug: :hi: Peace.

[hisownpetard]

11. Me, neither - but I am most sincerely sorry. For anything. (Enjoy!)

[Dr. Strange]

10. Sorry, not gonna happen.

[hisownpetard]

12. Ok, fine - be that way. Just sit there on your pretty principles and keep insisting

that you're not gonna apologize for something you haven't done.

I'm sorry I even asked!

[Dr. Strange]

22. Sorry, but I never apologize.

Even if I'm wrong, I don't apologize!

[hisownpetard]

25. Are you part of this Administration?

[SPKrazy]

13. Hell yes it is!

:grr:

APOLOGIZE HISOWNPETARD NOW

AS EMPEROR I DEMAND IT

:D

:rofl:

[hisownpetard]

14. And what if I don't? Whatcha gonna do 'bout it, bully?

[SPKrazy]

15. AS EMPEROR

i demand it

[hisownpetard]

17. Are you Emperor of the Lounge? Because George Bush is Emperor of the USA.

Since I am only a lowly Naval Lounge Officer in charge of Italian Subs, I must obey.

OK - i sowwy.

There. You happy now? Fine. It's done. Now leave me alone with my
sliced luncheon meats and oregano, and go. Go! NOW!

[Dystopian]

16. I'm apologizing for a thread that I'm going to start later today.

I've been wanting to do it since this morning....

:scared:


peace~

[hisownpetard]

18. You've been wanting to do what - start the thread, or apologize? nt

[Dystopian]

21. I want to start the thread....

but think it will be annoying and ignored, so I'm apologizing now.
That will make it easier for me to start it!
It's a 'begging for something thread....'


:hide:

peace~

[hisownpetard]

23. I promise it will not be ignored. In fact, I'll respond to it as many times as you want -

pick a number. That's just the sort of person I am!

(What does ":hide:" mean?)

[hisownpetard]

24. Oh, so THAT's what "hide" means!

[Dystopian]

34. Oh nice! Thank you....

I just got back....and you can respond 3 times!!
How sweet of you!
But you can only 'do it' once ;)
I'm still in hiding....so I think I'll have to wait until tomorrow...
But tomorrow will be here in about an hour...
Alas!

peace~

[hisownpetard]

36. OK. I'll be on the look-out! nt

[Orsino]

19. I haven't had to settle for being "only" right for a long, long time...

...and I ain't starting again.

[zanne]

20. You'll have to be a little more specific...

I have about a thousand things to apologize for.

[Sugar Smack]

26. OK. You go first.

:bounce:

[hisownpetard]

27. Please re-read the OP. Does it say, anywhere, that I have any intention of apologizing

for anything, ever? No, it doesn't.
Does it say or imply that I believe it's high time for YOU to apologize?
You bet!

There ya go, Smackie. I laid it all out for ya, clear as day. Know what I mean?

[Sugar Smack]

33. You're the greedy fool that stole the last of the macadamia nut cookies.

Not me. *sniff*

[hisownpetard]

35. Yes, but you're the one who ate the last mini-creme-puff I hid in the medicine cabinet

the night your brother came over. You ate it, in the dark.

And you gave your brother, Dolph, MY nightgown to sleep in.
He looked better in it than I do - you made sure to tell me so. And the last straw -
I mean, the FINAL last straw - was when you walked in on me, getting ready for my big date,
and tried to scare me when I was in the middle of shaving my back, so I'd drop the razor.
Not. One. Bit. Funny.

Apologize? Or not.

[madinmaryland]

28. I call BS!!1!! I will never apologize for this...

:evilgrin:

[Xipe Totec]

29. I'm sorry

I'm sorry you married my daughter.

I'm sorry that 20 years ago you were a tree pusher and today, surprise, you're still a tree pusher.

- Ethel Phillips (Dinosaurs 1992, The Last Temptation of Ethel)

[hisownpetard]

31. I'm sorry to hear that you feel that way. I'm sorry I married her,too.

[bigwillq]

30. Yes, please tell that to Obama.

:mad:

[hisownpetard]

32. You mean, in general, or for something specific?